Gettin' The Lump

When you are so incredibly single that you ride some chubby chick to get your rocks off.

You have never stooped so low before.

"Aw man I haven't been with anyone in over a year so I found myself gettin' the lump the other day. I kept thinking to myself 'GET THE HARPOON!' to keep me going".

by Pjpjk November 4, 2025

Cum lumps

When a salad is tossed so hard that your cum glands over react cause cum lumps in your ankles.

Sara tossed my salad so hard it gave me Cum Lumps.

by Cum lumper May 27, 2019

Cuddle Lump

A person who enjoys cuddling, and who actively and frequently seeks them out

Rob is such a cuddle lump; last week, we barley left the house, because we stayed in and snuggled all day.

by Clavel August 15, 2020

like it or lump it

another way of telling someone "whether you like it or not".

like it or lump it, IMHO the Italian Mafia should replace, at least in Quebec, the corrupt bureaucrats who let the conscruption industry spiel keep unfolding

by Sexydimma February 10, 2014

Lump sum

This is like what it was like I got an enormous fatto freaking check and they was like do you want to be the president and I was like hell yes check me down for that don't give me a dime and then they were like okay cool.

There was a lump sum after doing Lela star in the butt, I had a lump sum and I still return to the mailbox every day, when my lump sum was finally paid I still wanted Veronica Rodriguez, if I had a lump sum right now I wouldn't have to ask for change to buy a beer.

by Nohandle@weather May 24, 2021