Lotus

Make of UK car the corners like a dream but falls apart when you drive it.

The best Lotus road car was the the Elan Sprint.

by Andy MacFadyen January 21, 2004

louser

a louser (think houser but with a L) is someone who spends free time doing fuck all. this someone or someones could be doing Something, but that something is actually a meangless waste of time. the someone in question, has no life, no hobbies that matter and is hardly ever productive. lousers may think they help, just by being in the room, but in fact they do not.

nana what are you doing?
playing free cell.
tata what are you doing?
playing solitaire.
jeez! you guys are fucking lousers!

by tassh March 20, 2008

Lotusland

Vancouver, BC

Eh dawg, you ever been to Lotusland? They gots the finest flavors of all ladies there son!

by GReddyTalon July 28, 2009

t square cunnilingus missionary lotus upside down double reverse warthog thrust

The penetrating partner stands in front of the receiving partner, whose legs dangle over the edge of a bed or some other platform like a table
2. The penetrating partner lies with their upper back on a low table, couch, chair or edge of bed, keeping their feet flat on the floor and back parallel to floor. The receiving partner straddles them, also keeping their feet on the floor. Receiving partner can assume any of various positions.
3.The receiving partner lies on their back with knees up and legs apart. The penetrating partner lies on their side perpendicular to the receiver, with the penetrating partner's hips under the arch formed by receiver's legs.
4.The woman lies on her back as in the missionary position. The active partner lies on their front between her legs

Hey wanna come over after school for some sex my favorite position is the t square cunnilingus missionary lotus upside down double reverse warthog thrust.

by sdfgsdfjsdfk August 3, 2007

marked lousy

when you get a bad mark on something

You got marked lousy on your driver's ed. (way to go)

by Peachy! September 1, 2006

lousiana lazy boy

a human of the male gender is deficating in the toilet whilst making a human of the female gender perform oral sex on his member.

sherry i just gave my boyfriend a lousiana lazy boy, it was so romantic.

by the infamous bandit of sex November 5, 2004

lotus

(n.) British brand of small sports car, usually driven by women. 0-60 in about 5 seconds, the best handling ever all for the price of a cheap maercedes. Downside is that they usually devalue quickly because of shoddy manufacturing, and become a burden to keep running after ten years.

The Lotus Esprit s1 went underwater in the 007 movie.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004