Louisiana Pancake (LP)

The act of taking a poo on someone's chest and then sitting on it to flatten it like a pancake.
Kate just gave Walters a Louisiana Pancake (LP) in front of the whole team!
by theoneandonlykate September 10, 2008
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Louisiana rain shower

Being covered in a shower of oil (or perhaps gasoline would count) for an inexplicable reason.
The oil cap popped four feet in the air and oil sprayed out like a fountain giving me a good ole fashioned Louisiana rain shower.
by Viran July 20, 2010
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Louisiana Lube Train

Where multiple men gather in a group, and one starts jacking off. He nuts in another mans hand who then uses the nut as lube to jack himself off and nut in another mans hand, and so on.
Yeah bro, the college party was lit! It was a bit of a pain though cos I was at the end of thr Louisiana Lube Train!
by cookedbogan69 January 11, 2021
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Louisiana Lip Smacker

The action of performing oral sex on male genitalia with the male genitalia in the back of the throat, causing vomiting on the genitals. Then gathering the vomit back into your mouth, and continuing to perform oral sex, causing ejaculation. Then you use the mix of semen and vomit to spit it in your partner’s mouth. They then will swallow and digest the vomen (vomit and semen) until the next day. You are now ready to enjoy (eat) your “Louisiana Lip Smacker”.
“Hey, you here that Ivan had his first Louisiana Lip Smacker yesterday?”
“Really? That’s wild.”
“Yeah”
by love u mama July 04, 2019
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Louisiana Oil spill

When you are doing anal in the shower and you whip it out real quick and she has explosive diarhea and blows like a busted pressure valve
Similar to BP Louisiana Oil spill
by big Bens rubber duck May 05, 2015
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Louisiana Love Potion

Using menstrual blood as a sauce or seasoning to entrance anyone of your choosing into loving you dearly.
Gary: She gave me a " Louisiana Love Potion" last night it was delicious!
Jerry: Oh no...
by Jeff Jeondre January 24, 2022
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Louisiana Shish-kebab

A sexual act in which a male inserts his Liberian flagpole through the vaginal cavity or rectum of a woman and the tip emerges from the mouth, thus turning her into a Louisana Shish-kebab.
Friend: Yo, what the fuck happened to our science teacher?
Man: Well, right after I gave her the ol’ trusty Knuckle Spider, I turned her into a Louisiana Shish-kebab.
Friend: What the hell is that?
Man: We were fucking and the tip just popped out the other end like a skewer in a Shish-kebab.
by BustMyCashew37.5 November 08, 2018
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