Louisiana Pancake (LP)

The act of taking a poo on someone's chest and then sitting on it to flatten it like a pancake.

Kate just gave Walters a Louisiana Pancake (LP) in front of the whole team!

by theoneandonlykate October 24, 2008

Louisiana rain shower

Being covered in a shower of oil (or perhaps gasoline would count) for an inexplicable reason.

The oil cap popped four feet in the air and oil sprayed out like a fountain giving me a good ole fashioned Louisiana rain shower.

by Viran July 20, 2010

Louisiana crab dip

When she sits on your bearded face and transfers her crabs

Nancy gave me the Louisiana crab dip. Now my face is itchy.

by Mr Crabby May 22, 2023

Louisiana Love Potion

Using menstrual blood as a sauce or seasoning to entrance anyone of your choosing into loving you dearly.

Gary: She gave me a " Louisiana Love Potion" last night it was delicious!
Jerry: Oh no...

by Jeff Jeondre January 23, 2022

Louisiana Lean Pocket

When a person who consumes a healthy fiber-rich diet shits in a someone's orifice to achieve sexual gratification for one or both parties.

I ran by the health food store today, get ready for your Louisiana Lean Pocket!

by negativecr33p December 8, 2017

Louisiana Lip Smacker

The action of performing oral sex on male genitalia with the male genitalia in the back of the throat, causing vomiting on the genitals. Then gathering the vomit back into your mouth, and continuing to perform oral sex, causing ejaculation. Then you use the mix of semen and vomit to spit it in your partner’s mouth. They then will swallow and digest the vomen (vomit and semen) until the next day. You are now ready to enjoy (eat) your “Louisiana Lip Smacker”.

“Hey, you here that Ivan had his first Louisiana Lip Smacker yesterday?”
“Really? That’s wild.”
“Yeah”

by love u mama July 4, 2019

Louisiana Shish-kebab

A sexual act in which a male inserts his Liberian flagpole through the vaginal cavity or rectum of a woman and the tip emerges from the mouth, thus turning her into a Louisana Shish-kebab.

Friend: Yo, what the fuck happened to our science teacher?
Man: Well, right after I gave her the ol’ trusty Knuckle Spider, I turned her into a Louisiana Shish-kebab.
Friend: What the hell is that?
Man: We were fucking and the tip just popped out the other end like a skewer in a Shish-kebab.

by BustMyCashew37.5 November 7, 2018