fat lion

The greatest being in the universe. Or lord and savior fat lion.

I wish I was a fat lion

by fatlion March 10, 2023

Lion-tail

The hairstyle where a bald dude grows out his side hair and wears it in a ponytail. The hairstyle resembles the tail of a lion where it is furry a d dark towards the tip of the tail but appears bald throughout the rest of the tail.

I went to a Jimmy Buffet concert with my dad and saw more lion-tails than I could count.

by Analyst-gone-Architect May 24, 2021

Detroit lions

One word mediocrity

The Detroit lions are pure shit

by Random stuff bruh February 5, 2021

sebastian lion

the expression you use when you can't form a coherent sentence to describe how horrid a person/place/thing is.

Note: the "lion" part can be exchanged for any other animal, as long as it isn't a cute animal (bunny, puppy, pony, etc.).

"wow, look at that milf over there."
"dude, she's a total sebastian lion."

"oh look, timmy and cindy are dancing together."
"aww, it's so great when two sebastian lions hook up."
"yeah, so the rest of us don't have to worry about them asking us out. *shudder*."

by kookoobananas92111 May 18, 2010

Lion-Licker

Going down on a unshaven pussy with a large bush.

Being a true lion-licker, he went face to face with the beast.

by shulgsta April 27, 2019

La Lion

Is a greeting of certain virtual cute adidas lioness

La Lion, La Lion, kyou wa Mainkurafuto La Lion...

by Just a passing by SSRB September 17, 2021

The Velvet Lion

A title held by a man who has a voice so low, soothing, and powerful (and at times monotone) that you are not able to hear the words being spoken over the sound of car's engine or loud music; however, the sound of the man's voice alone is still somehow pleasurable enough to the ear to arouse conversation and physical stimulation, as well as create a sense of comfort in those present.

*The Velvet Lion arrives at a party*

Guy 1: Hey dude what's up?!

*loud music*

VL: Hey...MmmRrrrgrrrAhh!

Guy 1: Hehe...uhh yeah man okay... I'll get you a beer and you can tell me all about it.

VL: Hmmmrrghh.

Random Girl: I don't know what just happened but I felt the walls shake and now I need to change my underwear.

by GoatTeaAye December 18, 2012