Kiwi

One of the best songs on Harry styles album ‘Harry styles’ if you ever need to jump about with no worries just put on kiwi.

‘Yo I’m feeling a bit down today you know? Not feeling that energetic.’
‘Here let me put on kiwi’

by Lovelykdly123 June 30, 2019

kiwi

A kiwi is a person who is beautiful on the inside but insecure about the outside, some ppl love the outside as much as the inside amd some ppl sadly dont

'she shouldn't be so insecure, she acts like a kiwi'

by kiwi heree August 5, 2021

Kiwi

Kiwi- a song written by Harry styles which is an abbreviation for Kendal I wasn’t interested

Kiwi- Kendal I wasn’t interested (and never will be)

by Harry tomlinstyle October 11, 2020

kiwi businessman

A businessman ( or woman ) based in New Zealand who would rather hold onto an item they are selling for years and years collecting dust on a shelf rather than accepting a reasonable offer.

Buyer: " hello, how much do you want for that 25 year old car part?"

Seller ( Kiwi Businessman) : " $250 "

Buyer: "But I can buy one new for $150, how about $130? I mean it is pretty worn".

Seller ( Kiwi Businessman): $245...

Buyer: .... Click ( hangs up phone ).

by TURDBO PRIME May 2, 2023

KiWi

When you go for a key and a wee! Commonly used in clubs, pubs, and portaloos

Hey mate let’s go for a KiWi

by Mindia July 12, 2019

Kiwi Stamp

When you dip your testicles into green ink and proceed to tap them on your sleeping shipmates forehead. The mark then looks like a kiwi fruit.

When Sailor Jerry falls asleep, I’m gonna kiwi stamp him so hard.

by Sailor Sada July 8, 2021

Kiwi

It’s a fruit

Brown and green

It’s a kiwi and you eat it

by XoXoahs January 19, 2021