A creature born in Mount Fruticus and is seen as a symbol for saving humanity. They operate down under (but aren"/ very good) as well as New Zealand and Australia. As little kiwites they are a little fuzzy. Extremely flat-earthed (even though they are round) and have a general tendancy to become...furry. That's furry and not A furry. Big difference that not many understand :(.
Emperor Zuchinii: you have come far, kiwi man, but I must reject you your powers.
Kiwi-man: what? Why?
Emperor Zuchinii: You have become a furry .
Kiwi-man (as he is being dragged away by cucumber guards): NO NOOO I CAN EXPLAIN. NOOOOOO
(A door slams, lights fade out, in the distance a crow squaks)
Kiwi-man: what? Why?
Emperor Zuchinii: You have become a furry .
Kiwi-man (as he is being dragged away by cucumber guards): NO NOOO I CAN EXPLAIN. NOOOOOO
(A door slams, lights fade out, in the distance a crow squaks)
by Ma9'rooba69 June 11, 2018
Get the Kiwi-manmug. The most sexually tense fruit that provides a risky sense of love but still provides a sense of comfort and stability
Can be used as an Adverb, verb, adjective, and noun
Can be used as an Adverb, verb, adjective, and noun
Adverb: "Uncle Dave whispered kiwily in my ear"
Verb: "We are gonna kiwi tonight after dinner"
Adjective: "Dude she is so kiwi"
Noun: " Do you want a kiwi"
Verb: "We are gonna kiwi tonight after dinner"
Adjective: "Dude she is so kiwi"
Noun: " Do you want a kiwi"
by WhatItActuallyMeans March 28, 2017
Get the Kiwimug. Poor workmanship
New Zealanders who confuse
Heath Robinson style arrangement lashed together in a hap hazard way as a genius invention
New Zealanders who confuse
Heath Robinson style arrangement lashed together in a hap hazard way as a genius invention
by Lord loverocket August 3, 2023
Get the Kiwi ingenuitymug. SHE WORKED AWAY THROUGH A CHEAP PACK OF CIGARETTES
HARD LIQUOR MIXED WITH A BIT OF INTELLECT
AND ALL THE BOYS THEY WERE SAYING THEY WERE INTO IT
SUCH A PRETTY FACE
ON A PRETTY KNECK
SHES DRIVING ME
CRAZY
HARD LIQUOR MIXED WITH A BIT OF INTELLECT
AND ALL THE BOYS THEY WERE SAYING THEY WERE INTO IT
SUCH A PRETTY FACE
ON A PRETTY KNECK
SHES DRIVING ME
CRAZY
by That’s gonna leave a mark February 20, 2023
Get the Kiwimug. A nickname usually for those who are amazing. Kiwis are very beautiful and delicate birds, and this should be used to describe a person who is simply that. Kiwis are also very sweet fruits, which describes that of a Kiwis personality
by The smooth talker November 18, 2019
Get the Kiwimug. by UNSTOPPABLEAWESOMEGAMER October 21, 2020
Get the captain kiwimug. Sharon: did you get some of tri gabba's bathtub beer?
Deborah: hell no, that kiwi beer is vomit inducing ecoli shit. Pass.
Deborah: hell no, that kiwi beer is vomit inducing ecoli shit. Pass.
by thatswhack August 27, 2017
Get the kiwi beermug.