Karen

WANTED:
Middle aged white woman

Bob cut
Has 3 kids
Drives a Volvo
Is currently speaking to the manager

“Has anyone seen Karen around here?“
“I think she’s at Tommy’s soccer practice”

by Let’s goooo March 31, 2020

Karen

It’s a name given to argentavis, the argentavis is found in 2 of 4 biomes on genesis: Lava and snow. Karen goes BRAW ! She likes to scare off survivors with her BRAW ! Karen is a bitch

Oh sh** it’s Karen! BRAW

by ExoticAlphaZz April 26, 2020

Karen

This woman is the 44 year old mom of 3 with a bob cut that is popular amongst all the managers of the stores she’s walked in. Is sure to get you in trouble if you do not give her your 110% effort while serving her as if you are her slave. STAY AWAY.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Karen took the kids and wants to speak to your manager too.

by i define things November 16, 2019

Karen

1) Used as a name, usually for females
2) A nickname for a woman who is entitled and usually a b***h who will get you fired from Walmart when you were just trying to restock eggos when her child walks in front of your crotch and she sues for sexual harassment

1) Karen’s kid fucking died because he didn’t get vaccinated, funniest shit I’ve ever seen
2)Entitled fuck-wad

by Troll200 May 27, 2020

Karen

That one lady at the store that looks like shes about to throw Twinkies at you for taking that one thing she wanted on black Friday

Person: man i really like this box of Twinkies, ill buy it as a consumer of this store.
Karen: *snags Twinkies* MY SON WANTS THIS SO NOW ITS MINE FELLOW PIECE OF SHIT

by Eyad, the weird kid December 2, 2019

Karen

Practically a snitch but in boomer generation and always asks if her salad is vegan,also if you let your kids listen to kidz-bop.

Karen: "May I speak with the manager?"

Manager: "I am the manager"

Karen: "Well I asked for a VEGAN dressing and this is NOT vegan!"

Manager: "Mam-"
Karen"Go get me some vegan dressing before I yelp this place a bad review

by My Dirty Definitions March 21, 2020

Karen

Snobby condescending bitch around 40-60 years old who nitpicks and complains about everything while being a complete hypocrite. Demands to see the manager for borderline shit. Also the majority of women in Wellesley, Massachusetts. Deplorable human beings.

Oh, well she's a Karen. Not understanding common sense or decency, arguing with a Karen isn't going to do anything. Just ignore her and she'll eventually talk to yet another manager instead.

by BlazeMachine22 May 25, 2020