Janked

Think of a straight line then forget it

person 1"hey that chopping board looks janked"
person 2"what does janked mean"
person 1"weel first think of a straight line then forget it"

by The Janker November 1, 2021

jank

to describe something weird, unusual, ugly, gross, or ratchet

Shit, that dude's breath is jank.
What a jank piece of paper

by jjjjankmannnn June 6, 2018

Jank Boteko

Didi's Husband❤️

Custom Wood Burning (Didi): *Burns wood*
Person 1: "Jank Boteko ❤️ Didi"

by FloptropicanSwiftie1369 April 28, 2024

Michael Jank

When a person named Michael fails to complete a task or promise they made to their homies.

The Minecraft server he set up got that Michael Jank so it just doesn't work.

by SumSquid December 4, 2024

Jank

The combination of a man wearing Jaggings; and the un-avoidable exploitation of said man's junk.

Co-Worker 1 says to Co-Worker 2: "Seriously, he has way too much Jank shoved into those Jaggings."

by Stiffler v.2 March 10, 2011

Jank blanket

A blanket used primarily for discreetly hiding your body as you jank the paddle. Usually covered in spunk.

That used to be my favorite quilt from Nana, but you give it to cousin Johnny and it immediately becomes a Jank blanket.

by GlibJester July 28, 2018

Jank

Definition1:(JA-N-QUE') A man that is an incredible bitch and is retarded beyond all belief.

Definition2:A convenient ash tray such as an empty or little fillmed coke can, A water bottle, or a pink lemonade bottle from best buy is the best jank humanly possible.

Definition 2 Example: Coke can,water bottle and other ghetto home found goods.

Definition 1 example: ...Tim is a jank

by SykoXhitman August 9, 2009