Ivy Peson

a medicine that s simalir to slimey profen

i love Ivy Peson so much

by Apemanape September 11, 2022

Little Ivy League

A Little League program teaching both the rules of baseball and fundamental school subjects. Little Ivy League teaches students/players to find the academic side of baseball. After three years of the program’s existence, there is now a waitlist. Teams include the Oxford Commas, Academics, and the Fly Beta Catchers. To quote the CEO of Little Ivy League, “We knew these children would do best learning the aerodynamics of the baseball before just randomly whacking it with a bat. And of course, we encourage our children NEVER to steal bases, but to ‘abscond’ and/or ‘pilfer’”

Mrs. Eloise Falsetto submitted her child into Little Ivy League so he could optimize his down time as a left fielder with a tutor. He is now top of the class, due to all the time properly spent learning since clearly those Little Leaguers can never hit the ball as far out as he was positioned.

by Professor Psuedonym November 14, 2023

Ivy

she nice woman

Hey Ryan "Do you like that woman"
"Yeah shes a Ivy"

by Fatfuckendick23 August 29, 2021

ivie

ivie is the most coolest person ever. she also the most prettiest person. periodt.

omg ivie is so pretty

by ugejbegwl eh January 4, 2021