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i only got bands

when a kid in your algebra class asks for a dollar but you only have $100 bills and its relatable
nah man i only got bands sorry
by chaface21 November 20, 2019
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I got hit by a bus

Can be used to define multiple things like getting Covid which I have right now or you literally got hit by a bus
Person1 I got hit by a bus person2 sucks to suck
by Fuck horace mann September 4, 2022
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I got you Abe

When Western Israeli allies step in to provide support to Israel after the latest Hamas terror attack.
Benjamin Netanyahu: Hamas extremists massacred over 1200 innocent Israelis during the October 7th attacks. Israel is surrounded by enemies.

President Biden: I got you Abe
by RandyRhoads84 December 24, 2023
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Yeah I got fluffy hair

Term originating from TikTok in 2022/2023 used to mock people with ice cream hair
Bro look at this dude, "Yeah I got fluffy hair" lookin' ahh
by ChronicallyOnlineGuy December 23, 2023
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I got this.

Said by people who don't know what Murphy's law is.

If this phrase is ever spoken in a tense situation, expect the worst.
While chopping wood, 1# axe got lodged in the log.

1# : "Don't worry, I got this."

2# : "Alright, I'll take the chopped logs down the hill."

1# pulled on the handle but broke off the head of the axe and hit 2# on the head with the handle, making 2# drop the logs down the hill onto a nearby roadway causing the nearby car to roll over the logs making it crash into a telephone pole causing the power to go out in the nearby town.
by av9e February 18, 2022
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I want it, I got it

An iconic line, that turned into a saying, from ‘7 rings’, the 2nd lead single of ‘thank u, next’, by the American songwriter, producer and singer, Ariana Grande.

‘You like my hair? Gee, thanks! Just bought it. I see it, I like it, I want it, I got it (Yeah)’.
1: What’s your favorite Ariana Grande line?
2: ‘I want it, I got it’! It’s so catchy.
by MrPatch December 22, 2023
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I got the receipt

Used when a bitch catches you cheating
Dumb bitch:*catches you on FaceTime with another girl*
Dumb bitch:WHO TF IS THAT BITCH
Me:STFU IM WATCHING PORN WITH YOUR DUMB ASS
Dumb bitch: TF YOU MEAN YOU WATCHING PORN THAT BITCH WAS TALKING TO YOU
Me: ITS PORNHUB PREMIUM WITH YOUR DUMB ASS IT TALKS BACK TO YOU I GOT THE RECEIPT RIGHT HERE BITCH
by Babyoppie April 3, 2019
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