fuck do i care

Something to say when you genuinely do not care.
Person 1 = My dad got into a car crash.
Person 2 = Damn thats crazy and all but "fuck do i care".
by richniggaisfriendless January 10, 2022
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Relating to SCP-2316. A reinforcing statement to remind yourself that you do not recognize the bodies in the water.

If you begin to see floating corpses in the lake that resemble someone you know or have known: Repeat the phrase “I do not recognize the bodies in the water” while leaving the site. Do not attempt to make contact or try to rescue the bodies. People that enter the lake are considered lost.
John: *sees a corpse resembling the body of a childhood friend (unaware of SCP-2316)* “Oh my god I have to save him!” *John enters the lake and is now lost*

Researcher A: *Sees the corpse of his older brother (aware of 2316)* “ I do not recognize the bodies in the water”
by Flarbsb McFarberson December 28, 2022
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i do my own stunts

You do your own things and don’t need anyone’s help because anyone else’s help is below standard and not realistic.
“Yeah, I do my own stunts, I don’t need you”
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I need to do wee wee

When a toddler needs to pee.
I need to do wee wee!
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Buying something
I love a bargain but I won’t do it
by Xadana November 30, 2023
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