if I was any better I would be left handed and fishing

Just another day in paradise

”How are you doing?“
If I was any better I would be left handed and fishing

by Brugden April 05, 2024

S m d t i c i y m

Suck my dick till I cum in your mouth

Girl: You look cute
Guy: S m d t i c i y m

by Kevin Alizerbtliz April 21, 2024

i hate life i hate myself i hate the world

SAME! the solution is to commit suicide! go do it!

every one says i hate life i hate myself i hate the world

by im going insane HELP May 14, 2024

Martin Luther K-i-i-ing

That n*gga had a dr-e-e-e-e-am

Shout out to Martin Luther K-i-i-ing

by NotAGhettophile October 14, 2024

Martin Luther K-i-i-ing

That nigga had a dr-e-e-e-am

Shout out Martin Luther K-i-i-ing

by NotAGhettophile October 14, 2024

when i join plane crazy is look I have shredders but I did not turned it on

"The joyous declaration of a newbie in Plane Crazy, proudly showcasing their latest in-game gadgetry, albeit with a charming disregard for grammatical conventions"
-Someone in Plane Crazy Community

Every time a new player zooms past me without firing a single shot, I'm reminded of the classic 'When I join Plane Crazy is look I have shredders but I did not turned it on' moment."

by YeetTheAn3On March 24, 2024

I did but I didnt

The ramblings of an out-and-out liar who can't stand by their actions. Usually a complete cunt who you can't stand the sight of.

Wellll...... What it is, is I did but I didnt - an annoying lying cunt in action

by Legiz March 09, 2015