The sexual act of shidding and farding into the female vagina and then performing sexual intercourse with said vagina full of bowel movements.
Gabe’s GF: “Let’s get Mexican Food for dinner, I’m in the mood for a Floribama Hot Pocket tonight.”
Gabe: “Fuck Yeah!”
Gabe: “Fuck Yeah!”
by SirBumBumMan March 2, 2019
Get the Floribama Hot Pocketmug. Him: "Damn Girl, your pussy smells like shit!
Her: Sorry I just had an Alabama Hot Pocket with some dude I met at a bar yesterday.
Her: Sorry I just had an Alabama Hot Pocket with some dude I met at a bar yesterday.
by morgzytsucks July 12, 2021
Get the Alabama Hot Pocketmug. The act of taking the stuffing out of a hot pocket, filling it with feces, and feeding it to someone.
by Randompseudonym February 17, 2022
Get the Detroit Hot Pocketmug. When a person performs acts of sodomy with another in an outdoor setting with temperatures below freezing.
by All Bets Hedged March 7, 2020
Get the Hot Pocket in the Freezermug. Squamish known for its beauty and nature is home to adventurous spirits.
Take a live but decaying sockeye salmon and insert into your lady parts ( VaJJ)
Then gingerly insert a hot cedar smouldering rod into your anus. The scent of of the slow roasting bung hole /cedar and decaying fish will sure to leave an imprint on all your loved ones at all your family gatherings.
Take a live but decaying sockeye salmon and insert into your lady parts ( VaJJ)
Then gingerly insert a hot cedar smouldering rod into your anus. The scent of of the slow roasting bung hole /cedar and decaying fish will sure to leave an imprint on all your loved ones at all your family gatherings.
Wow great night at strombergs last night can’t believe we all tried a Squamish hot pocket still having trouble walking and can’t get the scent from my clothes and it’s burned in memory for life.
by clear creek August 6, 2022
Get the Squamish hot pocketmug. A person from Sheboygan that takes a shit in a ziplock bag. Then chases his siblings around and smashes them over the head with it.
I took a shit in a ziplock bag and was hitting my brother over the head with the Sheboygan Hot Pocket.
by Nate shitsmasher April 10, 2020
Get the Sheboygan Hot Pocketmug. (Bolsillo Caliente de Cuernavaca in Spanish). It's like an Alabama hot pocket where you shit on the woman's vagina and have sex with it. But since it is a Mexican version, you add hot sauce and tequila, while the woman bites on a piece of lemon.
1. My dick's burning up - I think it's because I gave my gf a Cuernavaca Hot Pocket
2. Ay no puedo wey. No quiero hacer el Bolsillo de Cuernavaca.
2. Ay no puedo wey. No quiero hacer el Bolsillo de Cuernavaca.
by Jise9984 December 14, 2017
Get the Cuernavaca Hot Pocketmug.