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Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia 

The fear of long words… Whoever made this word is a menace to society
Doc: Im sorry, but you have a fear of long words, or Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
Person:😱😥😨😰💀

hippopotomonstrosesquipedailophobia 

It is described as the fear of long words.
I have hippopotomonstrosesquipedailophobia, and have a fear of words longer than about 10 letters.

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia 

Being afraid of long words.
Doctor, I think i have a fear of long words..
Sounds like a classic case of Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.
AHHHH!!!
Don't worry. It's highly treatable, unlike pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis and dichlorodiphenyltrichloroethane.
AHHHHH!!!!!
Are you afraid of needles?
No...? why?
Ok. Good. Because the cure is injected intravenously by a homeopathic-phlebotomotologist.
AAAAHHH!!!!!!!
I have the perfect specialist for you!
...who..?
Her name is Dr. An.-
*Phew!*

-T. disestablishmentarianism.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
She lives right by lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Oh, and her cousin lives at Taumata whakatangi hangakoauau o tamatea turi pukakapiki maunga horo nuku pokai whenua kitanatahu!
*dead*

Hippopoglet

eg. A hippopoglet is born in water and can swim straight away.
Hippopoglet by hippoglet fan September 11, 2024

Hippopotomonstrogobloopicalflippotwizzleroink 

So I was thinking with my bro basically some background information. I was

at my home when I saw a Hippo doing a dance on youtube that when he yelled Hippopotomonstrogobloopicalflippotwizzleroink And that's why i'm here
At the zoo in a parade, the star attraction was none other than Nick did a Hippopotomonstrogobloopicalflippotwizzleroink, spinning in circles, the mud on her and was honking like a rubber duck gone wild.

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

Ironically means a fear of long words
Bob: Yo I think you have Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
Joe: *getting stroke*