hillbilly jo

funny lookin bearded guy on the big green tractor who always watches you and larry through the window, but don't know how to as the

OH MY BUCKET, IS THAT HILLBILLY JO? GET NAOW SCAT BOI! *spits in bucket across the coffee table*

by yodogspjs May 22, 2018

Metro Hillbilly

(n): A person who enjoys wearing plaid flannels, in colors other than army green, black, red, dark blue. Acceptable colors include, bright pink, bright blue, actually any neon color, or colors often found on a metrosexual. Also, if in question, when wearing said flannels, wearer will defend onself with "Hey its not my fault you are not into fashion."

Dude K.K. is looking like a metro hillbilly right now.

by acer10000000 January 15, 2011

Hoboken hillbilly

1. A redneck/hillbilly/very countryside person who lives along the Hoboken highway (goes from New Jersey to Penn)
2. A suburban/urban person living in the East Coast who either wants to be a hillbilly or is obssesed with very country things.

You like all of the redneck pages online? You are such a Hoboken hillbilly.

Jake is a Hoboken hillbilly

by yeetboi990 July 16, 2019

hillbilly

a redneck man/woman who lives in a trailer park and has a beer belly

A hillbilly ran over a protester in his 2000s Ford pickup truck with a MAGA and Blue Lives Matter Flag dragging from the tailgate.

by 559munch August 24, 2023

Hillbilly Unicorn

When Matthew shoots his shot on your chin to look like a sloppy beard, then proceeds to put the tip of his erect penis on your forehead to resemble a unicorn.

Hey Matthew can you do the hillbilly unicorn to me in your backseat again?

by King rcj November 25, 2021

Hillbilly Hand Grenade

When in reverse cowgirl, the man, just before orgasming, reaches through the woman’s legs to grab a fistful of pubes. The man then rips them out while thrusting as hard as possible to launch the woman away, screaming “grenade” and taking cover.

I think Jared’s PTSD is getting worse, he keeps doing hillbilly hand grenades and crying afterward.

Susan and I were going at it last night and she asked, “what are we?” I had to get out of there so I did a hillbilly hand grenade and ran.

by shaggybaglord May 30, 2021

HILLBILLY TRUST FUND

A man with a job who a single mother shacks up with to provide for her children and family.

Hey Leonard, quit your job! I just met a hillbilly trust fund!

by Atelier Handsome June 14, 2025