hillbilly hand basket

When someone removes their false teeth and sticks a dick and balls in their mouth

Did you hear about Jon? That chick last night gave him a hillbilly hand basket

by Dominic Deccoco June 01, 2017

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Vernon Hillbillies

From the town of Vernon Hills, Vernon Hillbillies are the few, and the proud. They don't give a shit what you think about them, they're just here to have a good time and have fun. You'll never see them wearing designer clothing or driving a new car. They're born and raised to be independent, and they're not afriad to get a bit rough. If you come across a Vernon Hillbilly, know that they'll be a good friend, but to never mess with them

Vernon Hillbillies are great people, my best friend is one

by Vhhsguy August 27, 2021

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Hillbilly Unicorn

When Matthew shoots his shot on your chin to look like a sloppy beard, then proceeds to put the tip of his erect penis on your forehead to resemble a unicorn.

Hey Matthew can you do the hillbilly unicorn to me in your backseat again?

by King rcj November 26, 2021

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Hillbilly Lunge

1. A complete lunge extension with the express intention of dispossesing an opposing player of the ball in soccer.

2. A complex manoeuvre designed to wreak injury, pain and destruction.

Also: to hillbilly, the hillbilly.

Past Tense: Hillbillied

"I was coming up the left wing and John hillbillied me to get the ball"

"Sean was badmouthing me so I hillbillied him in the back of the head"

"Peter used a hillbilly lunge to get the the ball off me"

by F1ange October 31, 2013

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hillbilly slip 'n slide

When a person vomits on the floor (specifically tile or hardwood) and someone goes ahead and slips in it. This may also apply to diarrhea in those extreme cases.

Austyn -"Did Scott throw up??"

Liam- "Yeah and you should've seen Jack turn it into a hillbilly slip 'n slide, he was absolutely covered in it. Looked like a disabled baby dear wearing rollerblades."
Austyn- "Naaaaaastyyyyyy!"

by Mr. Bigg Dawg May 15, 2018

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