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horn tooter

Someone who toot's their own horn. Usually at work, these people have nothing good to say about their co-workers but praise their own glory. They are sneaky and often are very sweet. They move forward within companies unless the employer is a good judge of character. These people always think they're better than everyone and often have their superiors snowed. Not nice people at all, very similar to a back-stabber.
Tom did an awful job on the payables this month, he doesn't know a debit from a credit!

I sure have a good handle on the payables, they're clean and I know a credit from a debit unlike Tom, "hee hee hee I'm such a horn tooter and I have them all snowed, Tom will be gone in no time flat"
by CiaCiaC June 30, 2007
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hit on the horn

A: "Yo... sorry I am late Bro."
B: "Yeah... I just was goin´ to hit on the horn."
by rperazag July 7, 2010
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horn dog

a man who all he thinks about is sex and getting in to a womans pants
wow that tyler wilson kid is such a horn dog thats all he talks about is having sex
by chody77 May 16, 2011
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Horn of Rohan

Similar to a shocker except that, instead of using your index and middle fingers, you insert your tongue into her vagina while still using your pinky to pleasure her butthole. This evokes the image of a man blowing a horn. For best results, make the sound of a deep horn while performing the act.
Our Lord Of The Rings role play was climaxed by my boyfriend giving me the Horn of Rohan.
by Walker's Sheets March 16, 2015
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horn virginity

Horn Virginity is when you have never honked the car horn at someone while driving.
"I haven't used my horn virginity yet!"
"Don't make me lose my horn verginity?!"
by Puagrace May 27, 2017
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floogle horn

by TriariusTheThird December 18, 2012
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d-horn

noun:de-horn; a female body type charicterized by skinny legs a flat behind and a thick potato like mid section. Often associated with heavy drinking and smoking.
d-horn dehorn
by snippee September 29, 2010
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