Knuckles haircut

A haircut that makes somebody look like sonic the hedgehog.

Guy-He/she has a knuckles haircut, like knuckles the echidna from sonic the hedgehog.
Other guy-Man shut the fuck up, you get online and say shit about somebody, why don't you tell them about their knuckles hair?
Guy- I'm fuckin scared of him/her, why do you think I don't say nothing except online man? I'm fuckin scared to say the shit I say online in real life, I'm too embarrassed to do anything, fuck.
Other guy- Yea, you a fuckin racist hater, I knew it, you fuckin bitch.
Guy- Don't tell anybody I'd be too embarrassed.

by Solid Mantis November 29, 2019

Legacy Haircut

Long, curly, or wavy haircut that is usually slicked back. You have to be good at life to have a legacy haircut, and you will get bitches with one.

Kyle: Dude did you see Evan's legacy haircut?
Ryan: Yea he's gettin all the ladies right now with that goin for him.

by Dr Mc Danglesauce March 10, 2012

friar john haircut

The haircut know as a tonsure.
As seen by everyone who watched romeo and juliet in hight school (Not the leonardo one)

Hahaha, that guy's haircut looks like friar John - He's got a friar John haircut,
"Oi, Friar John, come over her and show us your awesome haircut".

by Snh88 February 27, 2020

Expensive Haircut

A term used to describe chemotherapy.

Gosh, that sucks that you had to get an expensive haircut.

by mtrey June 09, 2021

Ryan's Haircut

Definiton: slang for when you wanna refer someone's dead trim to a coconut

Ex: You are as shit as Ryan's Haircut.

by Ryan's Shit Haircut April 27, 2018

thong haircut

It refers to Donald Trump's unusual hairstyle...named as such because it barely covers the asshole, Can also be used as a derisive. term for a Trump supporter in general.

My neighbor admires the Donald so much , he went out and got a thong haircut

by Simon Trinculo June 17, 2024