Hank drunk

After drinking 2 Mike's Hard Lemonades, you become Hank Drunk.

Hank: Man, I am having a good time! Thanks for hosting the potluck.

John: Thanks for the appreciation, but I think you're just a little Hank drunk.

by SarahHeartsUnicorns March 14, 2018

Hank

Another name for a bitch

Guy 1: Dude you acting like a hank right now.
Guy2: Dude low-key fuck you

by Garre Storks September 14, 2016

hanks break

The act of pausing a Tom Hanks Movie in order to crank one out, therefore releasing the nervous energy created by watching such a talented Actor.

"It took me 7 1/2 hours to get through Saving Private Ryan, just one Hanks Break after another"

by Harry kidace September 5, 2016

smooth hank

A hand job performed with lotion as the lubricant.

"Tony couldn't get a bj so he settled for a smooth hank."

"My skins too dry for an old fashioned, grab the lotion and give me a smooth hank."

by Trogdor312 August 23, 2016

hank on a glass

A small insect on the outside of a frosted beer glass

Hank on a glass was on my glass all night

by Sparky120 January 5, 2017

Hanks

A lost love or Mitten either left or right.
Attributed to the American actor comedian Tom Hanks and his fascination with a lost glove or mitten and posting a photo of it on social media with a sincere anecdote.

I saw a lost Hanks on the way to the store and somebody was taking a photo of it...it was very peculiar.

by White_65 January 25, 2017

Hank

Straight man that is constantly attracted to and frequently has sexual intercourse with lesbian women

Ever notice that suave guy only hits on the girls with short hair? He definitely is a hank

by Cary Grants April 12, 2020