gurting

Doing something very smart, but also very dangerous.

Ts bird is gurting:

See ts bird?
What it's doing is very smart.
But also very dangerous.

by stupidLithium April 20, 2025

Gurt

A name that came from the word yogurt, that sounds like someone saying yo to someone named gurt

me:kilogram
ogram: no pls don't do it
pls: i was never going to
i: its true
true: yogurt
gurt:yo

by NiceOne2k1 June 8, 2025

gurt

Doing something very smart but also very dangerous

Yo: ikiag (imma keep it a gurt) Bosco skipping the test is really gurt. What he’s doing is very smart but also very dangerous cause he could get caught.

gurt: sybau 🥀

by shkspr 🥀 April 24, 2025

gurt

random dude off of tiktok who literally is so unfunny

friend: “yogurt”
gurt: “yo wsg”
Or
Gabriella: “im sad”
Jake: “I hope you feel better”
Gabriella: “Thanks so much I appreciate you”
Jake: “Of course!”
gurt:”yo”

by mariah the scientist fan September 30, 2025

Gurting

To "gurt" is to do something very smart, however very dangerous.

Jo is gurting to get the huzz.

by dollita May 16, 2025

naughty go-gurt

When one rinses out an unused condom, and then layers: yogurt, honey and any other sweetener inside. Then they tie the base of the condom to the grates of their freezer. About 24 hours later, they come back to see whether or not it froze, and if it did: THEY'LL DO WHAT THEY WOULD WITH A GO-GURT!!

P1: Hey, do you still have any naughty go-gurts left?
P2: Nah, I'm out of rubbers.
P1: That's a shame. *sigh*

by Doctor Fucker February 17, 2017

Gurting

When someone does something intelligent but also very dangerous

Is he gurting?

by GoonCaveLegend April 13, 2025