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goober muck

lipstick
derived from nadast language, that was made famous in anthony burgess', a clockwork orange
she had so much goober muck on, her lips were neon!
by the name's alex, droogs March 6, 2009
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Goober Nuts

THERE'S A GODDAMN SPACE BETWEEN THE TWO WORDS MARY!!!!
Mary doesn't know that goober nuts is two different words and it's horribly disappointing
by gooberspacenuts September 26, 2019
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Goober's beans

To have excruciating pain or endure great suffering.
He came back with goober's beans last night. (He came back with excruciating pain last night.)
by Goobers-beans January 1, 2018
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goober grazing

Stacy was goober grazing John in his car
by Big_man_on_campus June 25, 2017
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goober gazing

The act of someone watching another man's penis
That pervert sure was goober gazing us taking a piss.
by CayoYGuera July 3, 2017
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Goober Gobble

Basically a blowjob, but sloppy and typically accompanied by sounds that resemble a turkey.
MAN 1: Hey man, im gonna have my goober gobbled by Shitlana tonight!
MAN 2: Nice dude. i got Emily to gobber my goober last week.
by Tibber November 27, 2017
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goober tendon

noun- the muscle in the back of one's upper leg, which causes one to go "full-derp" and laugh like a goober when squeezed hard enough.
Dammit, Justin! Stop squeezing my goober tendon; you're gonna make my vagina cry ffs!
by Princess Falullah May 18, 2016
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