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Gobble Job

The act of deep throating a dick far enough that the testicles hang down ones chin such as a Turkey Wattle (the testicle like skin hanging from the neck of a Turkey). The sound of gobbling may or may not be involved but is usually preferred in the event of a true Gobble Job.
"I thonight I heard turkeys outside my house last night so I ran out expecting to find a flock on my lawn...then I remembered my roommate telling me about this awesome oral sex trick his girl friend had learned. He called it a Gobble Job..."
by rat_prince May 30, 2014
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Gobble Goozie

Ever seen a man churn butter on his whore? Well it’s like that but the man then eats the churned butter like a fucking cake. The girl farts while he is eating it out.
My husband gobble goozied my ass last night and now my ass is so loose!
by anonymous September 21, 2021
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the geeble gobble gobble but they dont gobble down

har har har! the geeble gobble gobble but they dont gobble down
if you are going insane you say this to let people know youre insane you say the geeble gobble gobble but they dont gobble down
by ausboss20001 October 8, 2023
mugGet the the geeble gobble gobble but they dont gobble downmug.

Gobble Copter

Its the meaning of somebody "Gobbling" (sucking) a lot of Cock
"Copter" stands for a person thats *hovering* on the search for new Cocks to enjoy

Definition by J.
L. is a "Gobble Copter"
by The Big Gobbler May 1, 2023
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A Gobble Of Gash

Term/phrase used to define a group of hot, middle-aged, mature women, who are in their sexual prime & always together - ready to pounce on willing male suitors for their mouths & vaginas to "gobble" without reservations or mercy - so that either one or both openings receives their desired reward of a warm, protein man-shake!!
"A Gobble Of Gash were on the prowl that night, with one goal in mind: to have semen filling up & over-flowing EVERY, SINGLE OPENING in & on their sexually charged bodies, so that once the dust had settled, their satisfaction had been achieved through the acquiring of the only substance that could & would satisfy their force-of-nature, sexual cravings: baby batter from the cocks they worship, like the religious idols of old."
by FurrCoin June 10, 2023
mugGet the A Gobble Of Gashmug.

Gobbled

When a women/female lies for the sake of her pride or save her from embarrassment
Do you like Andrew?
No
Dont worry she just Gobbled
by anonymous October 30, 2021
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Pocket Gobbling

When you pickpocket everyone with reckless abandon, regardless of status or stature.
Bro, why are you pocket gobbling everyone you see, you gonna get us killed!
by anonymous August 18, 2023
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