Gobble#7603

the sweetest ray of sunshine. puts up with cody's bs. love albedo and zhonglis dog

Gobble#7603 is so sweet

by conets February 28, 2022

Clock Gobbling Flagget

A clock gobbling falgget is a man of the effimenete nature who loves the taste of sweaty cock. He devours the meat like a teenage whore on prom night. Clock gobbling flaggets also love cats. They love the feel of their fur, the taste of their kiss and the feel of cat cock on their drooling little tongue. Clock gobbling flaggets enjoy taking it up the ass, licking the butt, but never taste the ta'int. You know a clock gobbling flagget when you see one. He has long, thick braids, tight pants that show his ass wares and is usually a Manager in a retail store. He treats his employees like pure shit because he has no life outside of work. He will stab you in the back, talk about you to everyone and he especially loves eating your lunch. Your local clock gobbling flagget can be seen at the Club dancing like it's 1999, lurking around the Men's restroom waiting for a big, Black cock to slap him in the face and spending hours on his knees taking it up the butt.

Eric was caught by campus security slobbing on Jeff's knob. He is such a clock gobbling flagget.

If you like the taste or cock on your tongue you my friend are a clock gobbling flagget.

by SlobKnobRob June 16, 2025

Gobble Job

When a man receives fellatio on Thanksgiving while sitting on a serving platter. Gravy is traditionally used as lube while the testicles rest in a bowl of cranberry sauce.
At the end of the gobblejob, the Tom is required to loudly emit a series of clucks, cackles, and gobbles signifying completion. At that time, the cranberry-red scrotum should be draped across the Jennie's nose like a turkey's wattle.

I was such a good boy on Thanksgiving that my Jennie gave me a sloppy gobble job whilst I sat on the dining room table.

by Shmamm! November 23, 2024

Flobble Gobble

Two women talking bullshit

They were talking flobble gobble.

by Sunnyintheuk March 31, 2025

Gobbles

God bless

Cranked my hog and almost hit some road clibbins glad I didn’t crash , Gobbles

by Hoss the hog cranker September 23, 2022

gobble-wobbled

To see or hear something so stupid you can't even process it properly and feel stupid/

'Mark said something so stupid I was gobble-wobbled.'

by bigbewbsfatcaulk October 22, 2022

Gobble Copter

Its the meaning of somebody "Gobbling" (sucking) a lot of Cock
"Copter" stands for a person thats *hovering* on the search for new Cocks to enjoy

Definition by J.

L. is a "Gobble Copter"

by The Big Gobbler May 1, 2023