"Hey, why aren't you hanging out with jane?"
"Because, Toby the girlfriend snatcher stole her away from me"
"Because, Toby the girlfriend snatcher stole her away from me"
by neotreo January 22, 2008
she is the saviour of all things sweet and gorgeous, the epitome of all things loved and treasured, and i wish so desperately that she could understand how important she is, for everything from the tilt of the earth to remembering to feed her cat. her great struggles will not go unrewarded, and until the day when i get to hold her forever in our own little home with 12 cats and 5 kids, i will write stupid poems and give her fleeting smiles from 6 feet away if it means i get to live it with her. i love her so much, internet. its incredible.
by the author of LotJ November 30, 2020
Most likely a 40 year old virgin , but sometimes you get lucky and your minecraft gf ends up being a real . If she a she you must put your minecraft bed next to hers and tee bag her .
by milly milly milly December 02, 2019
When a guy/girl will only ever see you as a romantic intrist and not a friend no matter how many times they are turned down
I got girlfriend zoned by my best friend
by people0818 September 25, 2014
should never be your first priority, they're just a rebound when you have no one else to hookup with
by Mr.Cox June 09, 2011
by Cora_love_97 November 27, 2013
One of the strongest girls you will ever meet. A girl so devoted to the USMC lifestyle and her Marine its crazy!
Marine girlfriend:certified badass. Go ahead and mess with her, if her Marine doesnt kick your ass, she will!
by Meggerz19 February 05, 2009