garbage dumpster guard

A person who gets paid to do nothing but stand and watch over the dumpsters to make sure they stay safe throughout the day.

I was going to take my trash off today, but it was 8 PM and the Jeff Davis County Garbage Dumpster Guards had already locked the gates. Maybe next time.

by Mason Jar February 16, 2017

garbage internet

Trent’s internet

dang you lagged out again, you’ve got such garbage internet

by drdangerousgamin February 27, 2018

garbage sauce

BS; a ludicrous travesty; formally, the nasty, fetid liquid that collects and festers at the bottom of the garbage can

"Whatdya mean 'offsides', ref?! That's garbage sauce!"

by evGal October 17, 2018

Garbâge

Garbage only that it sounds sophisticated like 'garage' but garbâge.

Linda: Omg that guy is tryna move to you

Hajah: Ew that guy is garbâge

by ANameNobodyHas December 14, 2018

garbage bin chemical warfare

(n.) A passive aggressive argument between roommates, conducted when both parties continually refuse to take the trash out.

The resulting odor can lead to a household crisis, with general evacuation and avoidance of the common areas for the duration of the conflict. Can last for several days or, if stubborn, months.

Lisa: I'm near yours, can I stop by?
Tom: Wear a gas mask, we are enduring garbage bin chemical warfare.

by nolandc September 12, 2019

garbage

you

Wow, you are soo garbage idiot.

by urmomfat December 10, 2019

Garbage Poot

When the smell of another human being’s flatulation is so rancid it can only be likened to the smell of a garbage dump.

John: God! Do you smell that?
Jane: Yeah, Gerald had Mexican for lunch, he has the garbage poots.

by sin(π) July 9, 2020