Gurt

A Friend/Acquaintance

YoGurt How are you?

by boouwe January 26, 2023

gurt

Doing something very smart but also very dangerous

Yo: ikiag (imma keep it a gurt) Bosco skipping the test is really gurt. What he’s doing is very smart but also very dangerous cause he could get caught.

gurt: sybau 🥀

by shkspr 🥀 April 24, 2025

gurting

Doing something very smart, but also very dangerous.

Ts bird is gurting:

See ts bird?
What it's doing is very smart.
But also very dangerous.

by stupidLithium April 20, 2025

Gurt

yo

Me: Yogurt
Gurt: yo
Me: Sybau 🥀

by A1fred0g June 30, 2025

Gurt

to do something that is very smart but also very dangerous

Me: yogurt
Yo: who’s gurt
gurt: sybau
sybau: see what your doing is very smart but can also be very dangerous

by Masonsigma April 13, 2025

naughty go-gurt

When one rinses out an unused condom, and then layers: yogurt, honey and any other sweetener inside. Then they tie the base of the condom to the grates of their freezer. About 24 hours later, they come back to see whether or not it froze, and if it did: THEY'LL DO WHAT THEY WOULD WITH A GO-GURT!!

P1: Hey, do you still have any naughty go-gurts left?
P2: Nah, I'm out of rubbers.
P1: That's a shame. *sigh*

by Doctor Fucker February 17, 2017

Gurting

The act of knowing what is happening, and it’s actually really smart, bus also very dangerous.

Ts gurting ong.

by Thechonker3347 April 15, 2025