Balamb Garden

What Irvine needed to jump off of after it could fly around
Squall: umm Irvine?
Irvine: Yeah?
Squall: Theres no easy way of putting this, but your story has been used up. Do us a favor... could you just... jump off balamb garden?
by IrvinemustJump August 29, 2008
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Garden Monkey

A small, lazy, sheepish landscaper who aimlessly wanders your garden, muttering in guttural, broken English while the other wetbacks mow your lawn.
Look at that worthless garden monkey ou there! What the hell am I paying him for!
by Shock-n-Awe June 02, 2011
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Garden of the Gods

Natural rock formations located in Colorado Springs at the base of Pikes Peak. Park is open to the public and many people go there to climb the rocks, take pics, picnic etc. It is also said to be very haunted. A great place to experience nature's beauty.
"Ew, did you fuck that dude in your car in Palmer Park"

"Hell no!! Palmer Park is for fags and tweakers. I took him to Garden of the Gods".
by MuthaFuckinPrincess July 29, 2014
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Pleasant Garden

Small southern town outside of the larger Greensboro, N.C. Home to small people with big hearts. Also known has "Pleasantinias Gardinias" which means "home of happy Pilgrims." This small time town in North Carolina is known for its slow way of life, so slow that there is only one stop light in the entire town. A place where 100% teenagers go to high school then 2% go to college and the other 98% stay around and hit on small teenage girls that are naive and gullible. The other 2% return from college and see their classmates performing tedious work that could be completed by primates while covered poo. Also it is politicians dream or nightmare depending on how one wants to view small town politics that believe they are the most important in the world. There are also lots of native squirrels which roam the streets at night in ravenous packs and have been known to eat small children and domesticated animals. Share cropping still exists in this medieval village where presidents of the lions club still implement Prima Nocta.
Pleasant Garden
by Edmond Appel Dantes November 23, 2009
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garden road

An older neighborhood development in the city of Poway. Full of slutty chicks that lost their V at 13 and some dusty fools. Gr Thugs roam the streets pimpin' chicks and sappin on the blocks. Also had a tornado cruise through and almost burnt down by the cedar fire. Sick hood'
Gr sluts have stds and are nappy
by DirtyQ April 12, 2005
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garden bitch

A female that talks and acts like a gangster and is really cringey to watch. Says shit like "gang gang" and "waste yutes" usually wearing af1 or Jordan's hanging around a dons
Oh god christina acts like such a garden bitch
by Greasevalle January 17, 2017
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Garden City

GC is a town in western Long Island. It's an upper middle class, Republican-filled, preppy-kid haven. There isn't much diversity. In the Middle School, there are only two black students and three Asians. But there are Democrats. They're ignored and shunned during election time, but they exist.

Garden City is a major sports town. Lacrosse, football, field hockey, and track are among the most popular. Most of Manhasset is despised because it's GC's rival. All Manhasset v. Garden City games are well-attended.

One complaint that just about every normal person has is that all the "popular" kids think they are black. Especially the girls, who refer to their friends as, "their hoes." Saying that someone is "popular" is synonymous with "stupid, trashy, and slutty." They have a creepy obsession with Facebook. If you see a GC kid with over 400 pictures, they're wastes of your time.

Garden City has very few hard-working kids. But the ones who do work hard are labelled as nerds. If you're a nerd in GC, you're golden. The nerds are loved by teachers and get fantastic grades, which will most likely get you into a great college. The grades are very diverse, especially in the Middle School. You either get high 90's or low 60's. The stupid ones are usually the popular kids. Shocker.

The clothes tend to be very, very preppy. Ralph Lauren, Lilly Pulitzer, Abercrombie, Vineyard Vines, and Tommy Hilfiger are usually the ones that can be seen around the halls. All bags are Coach, Gucci, Michael Kors, or Chanel.

The "wannabes" are among the most prominent of the GC High monarchy. They're basically slaves. The nerds and normal kids find it hilarious when they're forced to "fetch" the Queen Bee's water. They want to be cool, but everyone knows that they aren't. They try to gossip and act bitchy, but it just doesn't work for them.

GC students are too coddled for their own good. The Middle School was built for wussies. There, you can hand in a project three weeks late without getting points off. It's very different from the High School, where students are given a rude awakening from the very start. Very few go to boarding school, since the High School is known for its fantastic staff.

Let's face it. Garden City kids are rich, and many of them are snobby. But there are some really great kids who live here as well. The only problem is that some parents are super protective and don't let their kids watch PG-13 movies until they're out of their house. Others don't care what their kid does, as long as it doesn't shame the family name. But if you're lucky to be nice, mildly smart, and have a good family, you have it made.

Garden City popular kids think it's badass when they swear. Don't be surprised to here someone curse off, then start giggling. Just ignore them, they think they're cool.

Some of the GC slang is "sketch," "beast," and "shwag."

Sketch: Some weird or stalker-ish.

Beast: Awesome, completely amazing.
ex. "You're beast at sports!"
EXAMPLE OF GARDEN CITY GREETINGS.

GC "Popular" Girl: Heyyyyyyy, bitchesssss! What's crackinnnnn?

GC "Popular" Guy: Hey. Lax, anyone?

GC Nerd/Normal Kid: Hey, guys.
by GC_Girl July 03, 2009
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