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Frosty Pigs

A colloquial term for marijuana, used in New Zealand. The term was originally coined from a New Zealand drug driving PA, when a baker wondered what a grown man, who was stoned, "would need with 12 frosty pigs.". The term has since gained popularity in the North Island of New Zealand, with the Central Waikato district as its most common point of use.
"Oi mate...you got any frosty pigs?"
"Now what would a good Christian boy like you need with these frosty pigs?"
"Yeah, Nigel just baked a frosty pig in the backyard."
by M15745H1F74 June 28, 2018
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Frosty Nestor

Placing an icecube in the chick's asshole or vagina, then fucking her in the opposite hole.
I came home from work last night to my girl masterbating with ice, so I gave her a Frosty Nestor.
by Woody1369 October 11, 2009
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Frosty poos

the name for a little kids brownies they have made. they have all garden crap in them and smell of snot. They taste curiously like grass and poop.
little jonny made some frosty poos and it tasted like big foots dick. He fuckin wiped his fuckin. nose before he gave them me aswell, he put his snotty hands all over them. fuckin kid.
by tcb19931234 April 28, 2009
mugGet the Frosty poosmug.

frosty crotch

Condition arising from holding a cold beverage between your legs while driving.
Man this large icy is giving me the worst case of frosty crotch I've ever had.
by OKC Slim January 12, 2015
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Grandma Frosty

The type of person youd find lurking around a social media app, disguising their user as "grandma frosty" they're a good, true friend who will stuck with you to the end. However, this is both a blessing, and a curse. A grandma frosty is almost always a crack head, or a pure clown. If you ever meet one, make sure to show them lots of kindness and support, as they are human like you, and need help at times.
Lavender: hey, did you see that new person who joined?

Egg Nogg: yeah, I heard they were a grandma frosty

Lavender: dammit

Egg Nogg: well hey a new crack head to join our cult.
by Random ldiot June 12, 2020
mugGet the Grandma Frostymug.

Frosty Hotdog

when a guy cums on the top of another guy's penis, you get a frosty hot dog
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Matt just gave John a Frosty Hotdog.
by Redonc June 29, 2010
mugGet the Frosty Hotdogmug.

Frosty's Poke

The uncomfortable wind chill that lightly touches your genitalia, usually occurring in colder, damp and windy climates.
I was waiting for the lights to change, and I got a surprise visit from Frosty's Poke.
by achrylex November 14, 2018
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