friends

A mystical item which is known to not be in people's possession.

I don't have friends

by oopsydoooopsy July 30, 2020

Friend

SomethIng that i have none of

Perosn 1: hey who's she *points at me*
Person 2: shes the girl with no friends

by Philtrash1 June 2, 2019

Friend

a friend means someone whom you can laugh with and be comfortable around. Someone who you can make fun of and them not take it offensive. also someone who you can share food with.

"hey Sarah you want my pizza I'm full"
"Ya, sure"
Sarah and me are friends

by Angie_marie February 19, 2015

Friends

Useless pieces of shit that will always fail to aid you.

I think we are friends now

by Valt1c April 17, 2022

Friends

Hoes David Martinez invites to art shows.

David constantly ditches real ones to go out with his friends.

by Senorbiscuit July 20, 2018

Friend

Someone you’ll never have.

Joe: Who’s your friend?
Me: don’t have one.

by anonymous February 23, 2022

Friend

The other dude that's actually boning or hooking up with a chick. A females underhanded false representation of the "other guy" she knows what's up with him but wants to keep misleading and using you while knowing you have feelings for her. A false title a female uses to mislead or throw you off the scent of her boyfriend.

I went to a friends house after work.

Me and my friend are studying no you can't come over.

My friend is in the car with me.

I'm staying the night at a friends house tonight.

Sorry I can't go out with you I have plans with a friend.

by Joe dirty May 24, 2014