Flaggerbastard

Malapropism of "flabbergasted": dumbfounded, amazed, stunned with surprise.

SECONDARY DEFINITION: a lazy and ineffective flagman at a highway construction site.

ORIGIN (all true): Early 20th century, Marie Natale Martini of Queens NY, an Italian immigrant who exclaimed she was "flaggerbastard" upon seeing the Statue of Liberty for the first time. For sixty years, no one corrected her; it was just too funny.

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by Professor Al July 7, 2009

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The process of inserting one's penis between a females breasts, while the female is laying on her back on top of a table.

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Faggle

When someone is being obnoxiously gay or annoying.

Damn, Sebastian! Can you stop being a fucking faggle and grow the fuck up? You're so immature, and annoying!

by Fagglett May 14, 2010

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faggle fan

a faggle fan is one who only likes sportin events when there blow outs or completley one sided for example when watching UFC fights there has to be a knockout for it to be a good fight.

I was at the baseball game last night and the guy next to me said the game sucked when it was 1-1 cause it wasnt 10-1, what a faggle fan!

by the greatest most unstopable May 15, 2010

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Faggle

The coolest bitch at ASU. She rages harder than you will ever imagine. Does it better than the girl of your dreams. And gets really happy when big pickles come her way. She is irreplacable, and can not be repeated.

Oh hey did you hang out with the Faggle last night?
No the Faggle is way too cool for me she always has plans.
Well thats a Faggle for you.

Did the Faggle live up to the rumors?
Oh the Faggle surpassed them.

by Faggle lover December 9, 2010

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