by supportepikhigh March 31, 2009
Physically the worst state one can enter. If pre-suicide is rough, failed suicide is rough whilst being assfucked by an Algerian named Requis.
Fuck I can't believe I failed suicide. Now I have to spend months of rehabilitation in hospital and deal with family and people judging me and just generally making me feel more awful I wish I was fucking dead.
by boshmi March 01, 2018
This is an interjection cried out at the sight of a party foul so horrible that it abruptly ends the party.
There are a number of ways to commit a party fail, but the most effective is by punching a wall while yelling "Reagan Smash!" or "Party's OVER!" or "I'm a douche!"
You may as well yell the last one, because by committing a party fail, you will be called a douche. Forever.
There are a number of ways to commit a party fail, but the most effective is by punching a wall while yelling "Reagan Smash!" or "Party's OVER!" or "I'm a douche!"
You may as well yell the last one, because by committing a party fail, you will be called a douche. Forever.
Brian and Chad tried to end the party with their words, but what really ended it was Sean punching a hole in the wall and yelling "Party's OVER!" That douche committed an epic party fail.
by NoMSG September 10, 2010
1. Originally epic fail, a statement said by an individual who even fails at saying "epic fail".
2. A statement to describe complete and utter failure. Super Fail.
2. A statement to describe complete and utter failure. Super Fail.
.....Epi Fail
by JeffKim January 17, 2009
A way of saying what the fuck or wtf and the same time as expressing your feelings about the event in question being a fail.
Guy 1: Did you hear about Justin Bieber not knowing what German was?
Guy 2: The language?
Guy 1: Yeah man.
Guy 2: Dude, what the fail?!
Guy 2: The language?
Guy 1: Yeah man.
Guy 2: Dude, what the fail?!
by bird875 May 07, 2010
1. When you are trying to leave a message for someone and it just comes out awkward, dorky or stupid.
2. When you are trying to leave a message for someone and your phone drops the call.
2. When you are trying to leave a message for someone and your phone drops the call.
by cdg_in_ca July 14, 2010
Basically a Problem with something you have created. in the example of a story it can be anything from forgetting to add a comma to the lack of a plot.
Author: dude i just finished my story! i spent like 3 months hammering all the Fail Nails out of it though! >_< but now im sure its ready for the public!
Friend: Sic! *reads it...1 week later* dude....this book sucks! you forgot the biggest Fail nail of all! THERES NO PLOT!
Author: NOOOOOOOOOOOO! Its just like Twilight! D:
Friend: Sic! *reads it...1 week later* dude....this book sucks! you forgot the biggest Fail nail of all! THERES NO PLOT!
Author: NOOOOOOOOOOOO! Its just like Twilight! D:
by \m/Metal\m/ September 11, 2010