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December 5th fuck your roommate day

It’s the day all roommates who are secretly or not secretly gay to have sex with each other
Logan: Parker and Zack let’s have sex!
Parker: No I’m not gay
Logan: I am but it doesn’t matter it’s December 5th fuck your roommate day
Zack: Well Parker it is a holiday after all
Parker: But Logan my asshole still hurts from yesterday but oh well I’ll be walking like a penguin tomorrow
by Remmerr November 27, 2023
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National fuck your teddy day

At the 28th of March it is fuck your teddy day. It’s used to take stress out of the people and get them relaxed. It was firstly seen in the north of Germany where a lot of people got a teddy named teddy.
So it was decided to fuck them at the 28th of March!

At this day you are supposed to put a 🧸 after

every social media post you do!

Teddys are usually named Emma at this das because it’s a traditional name.
The National fuck your teddy day is often defined as:
Let’s bang teddy or you can just say
Tedcum it’s a synonym for the national fuck your teddy day.
by German Knowledge Master February 18, 2021
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Fuck your shortest friend day

on April 22nd IT IS FUCK YOUR SHORTEST FRIEND DAY so GO WILD
today is Fuck Your Shortest Friend Day
by sussysmol April 11, 2025
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whatever fucks your boat

Veyr much like whatever floats your boat but with more pizazz and gravitas
Person 1: "Should I climb mount everest and then parachute off the top of it?"

Person 2: "whatever fucks your boat"
by batman2504 March 11, 2025
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123 i fuck your panagie

123 i fuck your panagie is used as an insult if someone tells you that you have to kill his mother fuck her and then eat her pussy.
123 I FUCK YOUR PANAGIE MALAKA KOSTA
by Xx_Tomounithatthrewyou_xX November 20, 2021
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Fuck yours

Ex husband can’t spell and texts Fuck yours instead of fuck you. you can’t stop laughing at how dumb he is.
Me. Hey are you going to pay child support this month? Ex, fuck yours! Me can’t stop laughing but still didn’t get the money.
by Brooklin F-Boi August 11, 2019
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hate fuck your ex-friend day

on november 27th, along with beat a furry day, there is also hate fuck your ex-friend day. right after you participate in beat a furry day, you have to participate in hate fuck your ex-friend day that night.
Brodie: We're going to participate in Hate Fuck your Ex-friend day... TONIGHT!
Gavin: T-T-T-T-T-Tonight??
by PaperMT November 27, 2022
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