A place where only a lucky (or unlucky) few get to see. There is only one man known to travel there. His name is Alex Fricke.
Ryan: Where is Alex?
Austin: I dunno I think he fell off the face of the earth again.
Ryan: Well he'll be back tomorrow
Austin: I dunno I think he fell off the face of the earth again.
Ryan: Well he'll be back tomorrow
by zenzibar December 17, 2008

hell on earth is usually exaggeration for something that isn't going well except when used for south Sudan
by leben man May 7, 2023

by TyreeDBS April 8, 2019

An earthquake
by YukinanaKairiKaoru October 27, 2012

by johnnysappleeed December 14, 2017

by Evesaucebaby July 9, 2022

Somebody who is in an unenviable position, too pusillanimous to do anything that might improve it, yet envious of someone else in a similar bad position who has the courage to take some action. Named for these bold yellow and green stripes, Earth Wires choose instead to wallow in their own misery; pretending that suffering in silence is a noble act, and ignoring how much better everything could be for themself and others affected by the same problems.
"Bleedin' tube drivers, going on strike again! They probably get paid more than most of their passengers, and yet you don't hear me complaining about it!"
"What the hell? I'd sooner break bread with a scab than an earth wire!"
"Look at that Earth Wire, sweating his tits off while the boss has the heating on 26 degrees all day so she can swan around in her skimpy blouse and mini-skirt, and making me look bad for complaining about the heat!"
"What the hell? I'd sooner break bread with a scab than an earth wire!"
"Look at that Earth Wire, sweating his tits off while the boss has the heating on 26 degrees all day so she can swan around in her skimpy blouse and mini-skirt, and making me look bad for complaining about the heat!"
by brgderby November 26, 2021
