Email Me

What Andrew and Woody do when I won't send them an email....is say this every 5 seconds...and I still haven't sent them emails 10 years later.

AndrewandWoody: Email Me!
Me: No
5 seconds later
AndrewandWoody: Email Me!
Me: No
2021
Still the same thing etc....

by Sable Rabbit December 6, 2021

Emailguy

Best person ever

Emailguy is such a vibe

by Emailguy December 11, 2021

email nirvana

a state where you no longer feel guilty about not responding to emails

I've attained email nirvana. I haven't looked at my email in ages.

by raknahs December 27, 2021

email bitch

Same as Text Bitch but slower form of delivery. Usually done to fuck with the woman you aren’t phoning but you like to tease.

It only takes a minute to send an email to my email bitch and if I get a response I know she still out there.

by Fashunpl8 December 23, 2022

email riptide

The effect large amounts of daily junk emails have over time as they drown out important emails, morph to defy spam filters, and ultimately lead to isolation of the recipient because they can't seem to communicate.

Email riptide was a major cause of their breakup but she just thought he ignored her emails because he didn't care about her.

by whatsthatagain May 30, 2023

Email From Mia

Email from Mia is an item that appears in the video game Resident Evil 7: Biohazard. The item is entirely useless. This prompting the joke of saying it can do anything. Sort of like an uno reverse card.

What's that, I just got a divorce. Hold up, lemme use the EMAIL FROM MIA.

by Coolvocab23 December 21, 2023

Email Spammer

A salesperson who uses Apollo, Outreach, or Salesloft as their SEP because spammers land in the spam folder which of course seems logical.

An email Spammer sent me an email from one of those cold email tools Apollo, Outreach, or Salesloft because they landed in my spam folder.

by thesalesapostle January 20, 2024