decepticon

girls who purposely lead on guys for the sake of shits and giggles. They always hint things to you and then as soon as you get think you like them and she likes you they step on your balls and disappear into thin air. It's usually a lame month long ordeal, possibly even longer.

So Carrie called me and told me to come over because her parents were out of town. I got there and no one was even home, so I called and she said there was an "emergency". She's such a decepticon.

by ohhhLeThaL November 30, 2006

Immaculate Deception

A little-known American Black/Death metal band formed in 1993 by a manic-depressive vocalist David 'Eblis' Bickle and guitarist Tom 'Mammon' Gallagher (the latter was released from prison after an alcohol-related accident at this time). While auditioning in New York the two exchanged ideas but thought nothing of eachother until they met their godsend: brutal percussionist and practicing occultist Gary 'Balrog' Jackson, who instantly recognized their talent and decided that if a band wasn't formed at that point, there would be no justice in the world. Not long after the trio took up tracveling and auditioning together did they begin to gather converts like a snowball. These included the talented bass player Randal 'Belial' Everson, who just recently graduated from college, and Wolgang 'Azrael' Grubb, whose experimental notions in music theory and keyboarding expertise contributed much to the band's overall sound. The result was one of the most intense and innovative American black metal bands ever formed.

However, Immaculate Deception had difficulty financing itself, and before long tragedy struck, for Bickle committed suicide in 1996, despite his exceptionally talented writing and vocals, he was never quite satisfied with himself or his accomplishments and thus his death robbed the genre of one of it's most talented vocalists.

The rest of the band began to lose morale at this point as well, and the band reached a funk that some say they have never recovered from. In 1999, while on tour, Randal had wandered off into the woods in Maine and has not been seen since. Foul Play is not suspected, but the mystery remains unsolved and the matter is not closed to the FBI. To make matters worse, Gary, though dedicated to Immaculate Deception since it's initial forming, died of a drug overdose in 2000. While Tom and Wolfgang recruited a new singer and bassist, Gallagher attempted to gain more promotion for the band by burning down a church! He did not succeed, but was caught by police and convicted in 2001. Having lost his will to play, 'Azrael' soon found a more promising career in a technical band called Bad Intro (is this a joke? I hope so).

Despite this constant stream of tragedy and inconsistency, Immaculate Deception has proven it's resilience, and with an entirely new line-up is currently active after releasing their latest album "Dreadthorne" which remains true to the band's original sound. The current line-up is:

Satanniel (guitars/vocals)
Geryon (guitars)
Mastema (bass)
Rimmon (drums)
Nisroch (keyboards)

Immaculate Deception will be playing with Metallivore and Asteroid! Watch out and praise Satan!

by Killing Kittens November 2, 2004

Decatur Staley

When you ruphie a fat chick with laxatives, hit it from the back, she profusely shits on one's dick, you turn her around and flop it in her mouth.

Jeff: I heard you gave a chick the Decatur Staley .
John: I can't really remember except when I had awakend out of my drunken stupor and realized that I was fuckin' a fatty so I introduced her to the "Decatur Staley"

by Alec and Alan October 8, 2008

True Deceptions

1) Enemies of deception that battle by giving kinetic energy to the victim through music and by becoming the nemesis of the enemy.
2) The Truth in Hip Hop

True Deceptions is pure rap.

by True Deception October 26, 2003

True Deceptions

1) Emcees that find Justice in the Rap World by harvesting Truth, Brilliance, Harmony, and Strength.

1) True Deceptions is pure Hip Hop.

2) Don't mess with True Deceptions.

by Prophetic Emcee November 24, 2003

Master of Deception

A really cool guy who pnws at Simon Says; especially n00bs

"OMG, that was so Xcore, the Master of Deception just totally pnwd Amanda"

"Yeah, he said 'Simon says Amanda's a n00b at life in general', get that man a taco"

by Jamck December 2, 2007

Academic Decathalon

the valley of the nerds.
social rejects and all around people with no lives.

man 1: did you hear about Academic Decathalon?
man 2: whats that tell me more?
man 1: it is the valley of the nerds.
man 2: im grabbing my sniper rifle for some nerd hunting -loads-

by valleyofthenerdhunter. December 15, 2009