The Doom Bass is an urban myth of sorts. For a lack of first hand experience here is a shortened version of the myth:
One day, about 20 years ago, Jimmy, a student in an AP Calculus AB class, tried to convince his teacher that the derivative was just a point on a function. Infuriated, his teacher plotted.
It was a dark and stormy night when it happened. Around 3 AM the sound of the door bell resonated throughout his house and Jimmy walked down stairs. He opened the door and before he even knew what hit him, he was on the ground. Time and time again, his teacher smacked him over the head with a freshly thawed fish. The odor could be smelt from miles away.
The student returned to the class the following day. Although his head was bruised, he had read his textbook and now he knew the definition of the derivative. Appalled at his bruised condition, a fellow classmate asked him "what happened to you." He turned his head slowly and said.."it was the Doom Bass."
Thus the Doom Bass Was born
One day, about 20 years ago, Jimmy, a student in an AP Calculus AB class, tried to convince his teacher that the derivative was just a point on a function. Infuriated, his teacher plotted.
It was a dark and stormy night when it happened. Around 3 AM the sound of the door bell resonated throughout his house and Jimmy walked down stairs. He opened the door and before he even knew what hit him, he was on the ground. Time and time again, his teacher smacked him over the head with a freshly thawed fish. The odor could be smelt from miles away.
The student returned to the class the following day. Although his head was bruised, he had read his textbook and now he knew the definition of the derivative. Appalled at his bruised condition, a fellow classmate asked him "what happened to you." He turned his head slowly and said.."it was the Doom Bass."
Thus the Doom Bass Was born
by Ficca Factor October 08, 2013
Betty: so this meant nothing to you, i feel so used
Bruno: the hell you knew this was never anything to me, you knew you was always a shag doom you over dramatic bitch
Bruno: the hell you knew this was never anything to me, you knew you was always a shag doom you over dramatic bitch
by U what hoe February 26, 2018
A mod for the original Doom that's so kickass you'll grow a bigger pair of balls just from thinking about it. The mod is so fucking good that it makes the original Doom look like fucking nintendogs. I'm not exaggerating, go play the first chapter of Brutal Doom on "Hurt me plenty" difficulty and then play the first chapter of Doom on "Nightmare" difficulty. This mod puts every new CoD game to shame, the amount of testosterone this game forces you to produce will turn your fucking girlfriend into a fucking monster truck. Play the mod, it's free and you won't regret it. For the full Brutal Doom experience don't use saves.
Person A:"Brutal Doom kicked my ass last night, I spent 2 hours trying to beat it on "Brutal realism mode" and I couldn't make it past the first level"
Person B:"Yeah, the mod is so fucking insane I think the nazi's forced jews to play it on "Brutal realism mode"."
Person B:"Yeah, the mod is so fucking insane I think the nazi's forced jews to play it on "Brutal realism mode"."
by Brutal doom is very good January 23, 2020
The palindromic feeling of satisfaction in the eye of a looming danger or big event which can lead to both destruction and constructive creativity.
Have you seen Peter today?
- He's working in the garage and might come out with a new car or a pile of trash. He's in Doom Mood.
- He's working in the garage and might come out with a new car or a pile of trash. He's in Doom Mood.
by tmkdoom February 17, 2022
Suddenly remembering a task or event you've forgotten about. Examples: leaving something in the oven too long, missing a friend's birthday, not returning a time-sensitive phone call or text.
A: "Oh shit! Doom dart!"
B: "What's wrong?"
A: "I forgot to pick up my dad's meds from the pharmacy. I gotta go."
B: "What's wrong?"
A: "I forgot to pick up my dad's meds from the pharmacy. I gotta go."
by NervousDandy March 23, 2016
Worlds best Apex player if you ever doubt me again XTrigger-999 im going to litterally turn your mom into my own personal meat grinder <3
by boosdoom April 22, 2022
A group of losers who have no friends that have to make up/join a group to make them feel like someone's.
by orkatist April 28, 2005