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Jordan Curve Theorem

The Jordan curve theorem states that a non-self intersecting continuous loop in the plane(i.e. a Jordan Curve) divides the plane into an interior and exterior region.

To prove the theorem, we shall us proof by fucking obviousness. It's a closed loop, of course there's going to be an outside and inside. Humans have been making borders and fences for millenia and this still needs to be proven?? What am I supposed to say? It's so bloody obvious!
It's like trying to prove 1+1=2. Why the fuck is this even a theorem? Not even worth to be a Lemma or Corollary tbh. This trivial ass bitch.
"Yo man, you heard of Jordan Curve Theorem? How do I prove it for our upcoming exam", asked John, he was found dead, cut in 25 pieces, by the police after 4 days.
by geno singh March 12, 2024
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Carlos curve

Oh my god I started seeing this new guy and he had the Carlos curve.
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holy curved

Something that's not right, or graceful, or fortunate. The opposite of damn straight.
Gamer: np, i'll brb, haven't got to the last world
Me: holy curved... it took you that long...
by albcmlga October 27, 2022
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to curve

To 'curve' someone is used in a situation where an individual is offer a form of cheese, but rejects it instead reaching for a more expensive/elegant piece of cheese. (Often done as a mating ritual)
Hey Derreck, you want some chedder? Nah fam I'm all about that camembert ya get me . (Derreck has begun to curve Simon)
by Roketleeggamer May 23, 2018
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Curving

The gentle male equivalent to scissoring. When a male rubs his scrotum softly against another males scrotal sack. For the hardcore and much more intense variant of this position see curbing.
I heard that fine gay couple curving last night, man he really got off.
by Curvestomp April 7, 2022
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Curve-Baller

Someone who can be perceived obviously as straight who turns out to be queer
Someone who's absolutely jacked that turns out to be queer is a curve-baller
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curved neck trick

A person with a curved neck (aka) A person that has had a curved object jammed down there neck over and over again ..
E Mac is with that curved neck trick Felicia again .her neck is really curved
by Uncle Burt April 7, 2022
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