edward cullen

edward cullen is a beautiful vampire specimen, known & lusted for by many. he is technically 109 years old, but remains the outlook of a 17 year old. he is the perfect, perfect guy to be with, but has only got eyes for the character bella swan in the Twilight Saga. there are many definitions for this vampire, but the haters who say he is a complete dickhead are guys who have self-esteem problems, cos their girlfriends are leaving them for Edward.
& the girls who hate him are just plain jealous.

Lisa: Jarred, i'm dumping you.
Jarred: WTF why ?
Lisa: edward cullen asked me out.
Jarred: OMG.. why????!!!! *goes and cries*
Megan: i don't get why the fuck everybody likes that dude.
(omg he asked LISA !!!)

edward cullen by demetria_stannard. February 6, 2010

Edward Cullen

Edward Cullen the 107 year old virgin who sneeks into girls rooms at night to watch them sleep and could probaly being curing cancer but insaid goes to High School over and over agian. He calls himself a vampire although he lives in a forest and doesnt eat people and he sparkles so hes is most likley a faerie.

Bitch dont need no Example to know Edward Cullen is a Faerie.

Edward Cullen by Fruityxnarry August 27, 2013

Edward Cullen

= a stalker

In the Twilight series Edward Cullen is somehow stalking Bella Swan.

Don't be such an Edward Cullen and leave me alone!!
Can you please go, you're not Edward Cullen!
If you want to impress me, you can't stalk me like that, you're not Edward Cullen!

Edward Cullen by Tw.girl December 19, 2018

Edward Cullen

a necrosadist dude, who also looks like Philip from my classroom

he is also a little quite, but can be a sparkly princess

*reads necrosadist definition*

Yup. It must be Edward Cullen.

Edward Cullen by arystokratycznie January 12, 2019

Edward Cullen

The cutest fucking vampire ever

Twilight (Edward Cullen)

Edward Cullen by Don’tTalkToMe May 18, 2019

lewis cullen 

The type of person who goes for bike rides with a matching helmet and bike

Some would say it was a specialized bike others would say special needs guy on a bike

Also the type of guy to sit and eat 50 chicken wings in 1 go and then go and get a starbucks and doughnuts for dessert

I'm going up to winter hill today on my bike I might do a lewis Cullen and wear my matching gear

What's starbucks opening times over christmas? I dont know best ask lewis cullen

lewis cullen by TherealPingpongjay June 12, 2020

jack cullen

if

how do jack cullen

jack cullen by Bih123 July 27, 2020