Crusty Skankasaurus

A dirty (literally) whore. Anyone you feel like insulting.

That girl is a crusty skankasaurus.

by A-RodJSU April 28, 2006

Crusty Cornhole

When dry, crusty shit is covered around the ring of your asshole.

Kevin mooned us and he had a crusty cornhole!

by Matteezzy October 21, 2008

crusty tuna

When a woman has a yeast infection and masturbates leaving a thin crust of cum to be eaten.

No thanks I'm not hungry, I had a crusty tuna earlier.

by Fappinplatypus December 28, 2016

Crusty Dutchman

The act of taking an ugly hooker in a small bathroom stall, getting a blow job and sealing the deal with doggy style over the toilet. The crusty (dirty) part come into play when your guilt ridden friend comes back into the bar and admits how dirty he feels.

Friend: Where's the Dutchman?
Friend 2: I'm not sure, check the bathroom.
Friend: Dude! He is definitely giving that girl the Crusty Dutchman!!
Friend 2: That is classic!

by J1281 February 09, 2012

Crusty ass

To care about someone but not wanting to directly tell them

Shut your crusty ass up, I want to help you!

by Leoknowsitall March 03, 2021

Crusty Cobra

When someone masterbates into a sock, leaving it dry and crusty.

Got a bunch of crusty cobra's all over my dorm room

by ScottyJitsu July 14, 2011

Crusty Delight

An ancient condom that is so old crusty it makes scratching noises as it enters the vagina. Absolutely no sexual pleaser is obtained while using a crusty delight due to extreme stiffness.

I ran out of rubbers, so I had to make do with a crusty delight I found under my bed.

by Xenfire March 07, 2009