crusty gusset

The gusset is the part in your selected underwear, between your genitalia and your rectumnal cavity.

Crusty is crusty, so when you have a crusty gusset a layer of thick flakey substance builds up. Usually made of specimens such as arse cherries (shit on the end of a pube) and male sexual juices. Even if u are of the inferior gender (female) in which case stop reading this and get back in the kitchen. You binty slag.

Cor her gusset were dead crusty mate. She had a dead janky ass crusty gusset.

by Hitlers Missing Testicle January 4, 2018

crusty facemask

When a woman takes vengence upon her lover by grabbing the sex towel and shoving it in her partners face thus making him smell and taste all the human sexual escrement from both parties. Usually the towel is held to the face until unconciousness.

"I tried to make my wife quefe last night, she crusty facemasked me to get me back. "

"That bitch."

"I totally crusty facemasked my husband last night. It was the only way I could get him off me. He still hasn't woken up yet."

by iactuallydidthis April 28, 2010

crusty emo

one who listens to of mice and men wears dark eye shadow, has very pale skin and dyes their hair at least once a month. they find men who have children attractive and find bats cute

wow look at that crusty emo, chelsea you're such a crusty emo

by canadian_wizard February 9, 2015

Crusty leaf

Dried spermatic liquid on the perimeter of the oral feature.

"Jesus Christ David! You gave me a crusty leaf you bloody crumpet!"

-Quan

by Brandon Pears stupidshit October 14, 2016

Crusty Dutchman

The act of taking an ugly hooker in a small bathroom stall, getting a blow job and sealing the deal with doggy style over the toilet. The crusty (dirty) part come into play when your guilt ridden friend comes back into the bar and admits how dirty he feels.

Friend: Where's the Dutchman?
Friend 2: I'm not sure, check the bathroom.
Friend: Dude! He is definitely giving that girl the Crusty Dutchman!!
Friend 2: That is classic!

by J1281 March 19, 2012

Crusty Cobra

When someone masterbates into a sock, leaving it dry and crusty.

Got a bunch of crusty cobra's all over my dorm room

by ScottyJitsu July 14, 2011

Crusty Beaver

Similar to the male term smegma which smells like feta cheese. The excess crud that grows in and around the female genatalia over time when its not washed often.

While i was munching on some feta cheese the smell instantly reminded me of Alexa's crusty beaver.

by Clarence Jackson October 6, 2009