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Crackhead

A person who is always hyper, or playing like they are under the influence of crack cocaine.
Me: *Faking a seizure on the floor*
My friend: Omfg you're a crackhead.
by crislollol January 16, 2020
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Crackhead Squared

An individual that is a crackhead and hangs out with other crackheads to do crackheaded activities.
Roman is really a crackhead squared. He is a crackhead and hangs out with fellow crackheads.
by Someone intelligent November 26, 2017
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captain crackhead

Noun: A term for one who is wearing a zip-down hoodie with the zip open completely by only the hood on their head (very often notably with no shirt), leaving the arm flaps and the rest of the hoodie to hang behind them as pseudo tribal decoration. Often associated with individuals in this attire performing wildcard stunts and impromptu executive decisions

Verb: To assume the form as described in the noun and perform crackhead and crackhead-esque actions with urgency
Never get in a swamp fight with a captain crackhead - noun
If you don't give me my 25 cents back as a quarter I will captain crackhead this elf on the shelf - verb
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Crackhead

You.
You're just a f*cking crackhead okay. Get used to it.
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crackhead

It's what basic white girls are called on their birthdays. No, she's not a crackhead. It's literally just Sarah.

Also used as a name for people's private stories, those ones just even more basic.
OMG happy birthday to the biggest crackhead i know!!! I love you Sarah!
by teachhertime October 14, 2020
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Crackhead

Wow that is a mad crackhead he need some cro to calm down
by Ganglyeyes January 6, 2019
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crackhead day

crackhead day is when you act like a crackhead for a DAY.
by urbanbaddie October 17, 2021
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