Piss Coconut

A piss coconut.
A unique coconut filled with piss rather than coconut milk.
Alternatively used to refer to one's hairy testicles.

One can also picture Gordon Ramsay using piss coconut as an insult.

1. "Dude, this coconut is filled with PISS!? It's a PISS COCONUT."
2. Guy 1: "Dude are you okay?" Guy 2: "AUUUGH FUCK I GOT HIT IN THE PISS COCONUTS"
3. "You ABSOLUTE DONKEY! YOU PISS COCONUT". -Gordon Ramsay.

by Oli..? March 2, 2023

couple of coconuts

Like two peas in a pod...a good but goofy fit

Two people that are a lot alike in a fun way...

"Those two are a couple of coconuts"

by Celms March 3, 2014

Hot White Coconut

Cum, Come, Cumming, Coming, Jiz, Jizzing

He shook a Hot White Coconut from His Veiny Love Tree.

by People Who Love Games [PWLG] April 15, 2015

Poke the coconut

To put one's finger (any gender or lack thereof) or penis/male genitalia into a merpersons sexual orifice/s.

Yea, we met at this dope club unda da sea, had a couple clamshell cocktails and the next thing you know- I had to poke the coconut!

by Massivetrauma November 8, 2018

Binni and the coconut

father-daughter duo of the century

“nei pabbi þú færð ekki bassa í jólagjöf en þú færð höfundaréttinn á nafninu Binni and the coconut”

by labbakútur October 22, 2020

were is my coconut

Look up look down a coconut is brown

Guy 1- were is my coconut
Guy 2-OOF ON MY TOE

by Ima russian November 4, 2020

The Double Blumpkin Pie Sandwich With A Coconut Surprise

The Act of creating two Blumpkin Pie's; then using said pies to create a sandwich for the woman to eat, while you prepare the coconut for the Coconut Surprise

Bro your sister is insane. I came home and found your brother performing The Double Blumpkin Pie Sandwich With A Coconut Surprise on her. I can't believe she just sat there and ate it! I was so excited when your dad walked in with the coconut.

by Xpenix99 June 12, 2020