Chertastic

To have the essence of Cher in your demeanor or physical appearance/style.

M:I just bought this lace dress. It'll look great with my ass tats.
K:OMC! Love it! It's so Chertastic!

by Mmm Fed September 22, 2011

sissy bird chest

1.Skinny ass dude. 2. One who acts tough, but really ain't about that life. 3. Someone who couldn't fight themselves out of a wet paper bag.

Check out that ole sissy bird chested dude over there! He's weak as water!

by Josecurry May 30, 2016

Community Chest

Your local neighborhood whore (friendly or unfriendly) that willingly and eagerly submits to (or begs for) Cleveland Steamers and Dirty Sanchezes.

Guy 1: Look at that chick! She has huge breasts...too bad she looks like a total whore.

Guy 2: Yeah, she's the Community Chest

by Guff October 3, 2004

poop on chest

To allow fecal matter to fall from ones anus onto the chest of another participating individual.

to take a poop on chest.

by NENE12345 April 8, 2011

chest massage

A style of massage used on females breasts and chests. It begins with a gentle rub down of the upper chest, and collar bone. Then continues down to the outer rib cage, and under the arms, AROUND the outer edge of the breasts. From there work your way UNDER the breasts, and push firmly, and up into the lower part of the breast that hangs down when the female is upright. Then proceed to firmly rub the outer perimeter of the breast, where the breast begins to protrude from the chest, with your fingertips, circling around the perimeter. Be sure to give the cleavage some attention, rubbing up and down between the bosoms, and sliding with moderate pressure. Then place your hands firmly on the lower rib cage about 3-5 inches UNDER the bosom, and repeatedly squeeze firmly, and rub the lower rib cage with a fair amount of pressure. Work your way from that to cupping the females bosom in your hands and pushing on them with moderate pressure, being sure NOT to cause discomfort to the woman. When the breast is compressed firmly, proceed to make multiple minute movements with your fingertips, a sort of squeezing motion. This part of the massage should give the woman pleasure, and possible climax. Now return to the edge of the bosom, and begin a circular motion working up the breast with your fingertips gently stroking and rubbing NOT pushing in (the female breast is sensitive, and pushing in with your fingertips may cause the female pain, or aching), until you reach the nipple. When nipple is reached, continue the motion, but on edge of the nipples, or the areola. Then proceed to gently squeeze the nipples between your forefinger and thumb, making a gentle twist motion with the nipple between your fingers. This is the part that will cause the most pleasure in the female. From here you may want to rub some cool water on the nipple, then blow on it. For some women this makes EXTREME pleasure. From the point the massage is complete. You have just done a full chest/breast massage. You can feel free to mix it up with lubricants, or gels for an even more erotic experience.

I gave the cute cheerleader a wink and the next thing I know we are in her bedroom and I am giving her a chest massage

by E Doggy May 20, 2007

chest to chest

Really fucking close dammit.

I chest to chest with this bitch.

by Sisi Natalia Cieszynski November 16, 2013

Chester Springs

A beautiful, lovely and picteresque tiny town on the Upper Western Main Line which is mainly known for its legendary horse farms as well as the Ludwig's Corner Horse Show and Country Fair(Eagle Hunt Club).

Residents like the lack of pretension associated with most Main Line towns. Lifestyle here is definitely more laid back than in Gladwyne or Bryn Mawr. Kids don't have Agnes Irwin here but they do have the fab Waldorf School and Seven Stars Organic Farm.

Parents still sport their designer wardrobe but they seem to not be as concerned with status as most of the other Mainliners do.

Life is great in Chester Springs. The highlight of everyone's day is to drive up and down Rte 401 during any season (Spring and Fall being the best), rolling down car's windows, taking a deep breath and smelling the fresh air, grass, trees, even the lovely farms. In the Fall the scenery is beyond magnificent, with foliage comparable to any major New England town.

Chester Springs residents are proud of their address, 19425 is not only the hottest zip code on the Main Line but it is also the safest town in Chester County, and most likely in the top 25 safest town in the country.

Walking into the Upper Uwchlan police station and seeing the cops being the guys you went to high school with.

Walking into the Chester Springs post office and seeing your friends. The town has a great atmosphere, friendly folk living here.

by ChesterSpringsresident March 7, 2008