A cat

a type of animal created to bother you every time because they feel superior and don’t give a fuck about you unless it’s petting them, but they’re so cute you can’t ignore them.

“I heard something meowing!”
“Oh it’s always a cat.”

by Alex 🍂 (Taylor’s version) August 14, 2023

Cat

The assholes of the animal kingdom

Jacob: There’s hair all over the house, do you have a good boy?

Charles: No, just a cat

Jacob: oh

by ThatWDude August 6, 2018

Cat

The best thing to ever exist

I love cats

by Salty sock October 8, 2021

CAT

"Where is the cat"?

"That is not a cat, cats do not exist."

CATS ARE NOT REAL, BELIVE ME I AM NOT CRAZY

by UNICORNGODDESSSS October 31, 2017

Cat

A furry little bitch that looks like a meatloaf. They will take over the world in 2023 and is the doom of this planet.
It will kill you .

Illuminati confirmed 🤯

Bob: WOW is that a meatloaf

Larry: No that’s my cat
Bob: Oh.

by Yaassqueenllama December 4, 2018

cat

asome

cat are good

by kaiden the vapeore February 7, 2019

cat

cat

cat

by FunKoreanPerson July 13, 2018