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Canadian bicyclist

Anyone who visits a winery tasting room but doesn't buy any wine. (People riding bicycles generally don't buy wine because they can't carry it, and Canadians are the worst because you can't even ship wine to Canada.)
One winery tasting room worker to another: "How were sales over the weekend?"

Reply: "Shitty. Nothing but a bunch of Canadian bicyclists."
by Redneck Lawyer December 30, 2011
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Canadian breakdancing

The act of slipping on ice and saving it repeatedly
Dude 1: *slips*
Dude 2: "haha nice one bro"
random canadian dude: "nice moves eh"
Dude 2: "canadian breakdancing"
by Ya boi patty cakes March 7, 2015
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canadian bidet

When you take a dump in the snow, and have to wipe using snow instead of toilet paper.
Jeff had to take an urban dump yesterday. He had to do a Canadian Bidet
by CaptainCadomin December 19, 2018
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Canadian Bigfoot

Something Ethan Hudlow believes in, and Canadian is his religion
Ethan was chased by Canadian bigfoot
by A Person3333333 August 24, 2018
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Canadian drive-by

Getting really drunk and throwing snowballs from a car at pedestrians, because guns are dangerous and illegal.
I was hammered last night, so I pulled a Canadian drive-by on some plug in a Habs jersey. Got kicked out of the cab, threw up and pissed myself, but I think I came out on top.
by CanadianHoser November 2, 2011
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Canadian Baguette

The act of filling your partner's ass with mapple sirup then puttin your penis in it and making your partner suck it.
I gave my girlfriend a Canadian Baguette yesterday because she was nice and stayed in the kitchen all day she appreciated the treat.
by Tchando November 23, 2020
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Canadian Cacker

That of a Canadian born citizen with characterisitics pertaining to the life styles of "hicks" or "rednecks", with the exception of being wealthier. The physical appearance of a cacker is that of a person who owns and wears american eagle collared shirts excessively and has a pasty-pale complection. Typically cackers are males; however, female cackers do exist.
"Did you see that Candian Cacker walk by?"
"Holy crap his skin is pale/pasty. He must be a Canadian Cacker!"
by wmeditsk January 25, 2010
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