the biggest dick in the world. He often tries to blame others for his problems, and complain about his weight. A very emotional boy who tends to act like a chick, and has a tendency to cry during moving moments, or even unmoving moments. Sometimes opens his mouth to stick out his tounge in a very disturbing and unattractive fashion.
Oh my god becky he was on the phone with me crying for like eight hours when i broke up with him, he was acting like such a chris.
by saramarshell August 16, 2010
Get the chrismug. by Dillan forchanes March 1, 2017
Get the Chrismug. An amazing guy, Incredibly sweet. Tall, Blonde hair, Blue eyes. funny, and is beast at Rock Band. Closest man to perfection you will ever get. Will make you fall in love once you get to know him. Seems quiet and shy at first glance, But is the exact opposite when you get to know him.
by babygurl222467357isinlove July 14, 2011
Get the Chrismug. A smelly old man who sings Taylor Swift songs in alphabetical order while watching the Wild Thorn Berrys.
by BOOPLOOP May 19, 2011
Get the Chrismug. Chris.
A name given to a pure legend,
A Chris will always take charge,
Demand authority and 11 times out of 10, you will refer to him as Boss.
Chris' also have magical pantie-dropping abilities that are far ahead of thier time, it is really to much for a vanilla bitch.
A name given to a pure legend,
A Chris will always take charge,
Demand authority and 11 times out of 10, you will refer to him as Boss.
Chris' also have magical pantie-dropping abilities that are far ahead of thier time, it is really to much for a vanilla bitch.
There he go right there,
Chris the the boss mother fucker.
I heard even dead chicks get moist when he visit the cemetery
Chris the the boss mother fucker.
I heard even dead chicks get moist when he visit the cemetery
by Box brigade June 8, 2018
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by nadheem simp November 23, 2021
Get the Chrismug. He is a really hot guy that everyone talks to. He normally is tall and likes short blondes. He is super sweet and will do basically anything you ask him too.
by OH MY GOSH RONNY April 21, 2018
Get the Chrismug.