coo burner

A very hot pepper, such as a Scotch Bonnet or Habanero.

So called because the day after you eat too many of them, your coo burns. You get a Mexican heartburn.

A Portagee expression.

Hey, Sally, have some of these coo burners.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 21, 2005

rice burner

A compact car usually seen with the following-Fart can muffler, clear lens tailights, oversized rims, 10 foot high spoiler and seen packed with 10 spikey haired baggy pants wearing mommas boys who cant seem to speak real english. They can also be seen with stupid looking body kits in a futile attempt to make the car more aerodynamic or look "cool". The occupants ussually thinking that everyone is checking out there ride when in reality they are being laughed at cause there car looks dumb. Also seen trying to race real performance cars and getting there asses handed to them. these are real pansys cars.

rice burner, honda civic, acura rsx are considered normal rice. wild rice are as follows toyota supra, nissan skyline subaru WRX sti, Lancer Evolution RS. But still rice none the less.

"hey bra!! rockin body kit man!!! you must be fast!!!"
"hey unhook 4 plug wires then race me dood"
"your lucky i dont have nawwwssss"

by Roseau December 28, 2005

turnip burner

A shitty old car which expels dark exhaust fumes while in operation. Can often be used to describe the driver of the vehicle.

Christ, that turnip burner is chucking out some really dodgy shit. It's getting all up in my grill.

by seeingitsimple October 24, 2013

smacked with a burner

A person so ugly that he or she appears to have been pistol whipped

Stfu you're smacked with a burner

by DJCinFree1 April 13, 2014

Neuron burner

A neuron burner is a problem that you need to think long and hard about. It's similar to "being in the zone" in terms of the effort of concentration, but "in the zone" does not describe the difficulty of the problem, which"neuron burner" does.

"The instructions for this microwave are a real neuron burner"
"This test was one neuron burner after another! Glad it's over."

by bjotec May 29, 2022

Biscuit Burner

A degenerate middle school/high school aged child who runs up behind people with a lighter and sets their crotch area on fire. The child will then proceed to yell about how they got "Biscuit Crisped" and then runs off leaving the man with a burning cock n' balls.

Bob: Who is that?

Joe: That's Billy, he's the worst Biscuit Burner in town.

by IIIIEFIUOHEOWIUFHJAIL January 6, 2021

Ballpark Burner

When you slather hot spicy stadium mustard on someone's forehead and they proceed to rub it on your taint, ass and balls.

"After the game the mascot gave me a ballpark burner in the dugout"

by TheBarnacleBoys March 25, 2017