when you are doing a girl in missionary position but the sex is cash that she fucking dies, you understandably get scared so you proceed to then break into a Bon's Burgers and hide her body in a Sha the Sheep Animatronic
"Damn bro you seen Rosemary?", "nah bro last time I saw her she said that her husband was gonna try the Texas Bon with her"
by Dr retard July 22, 2021
Get the Texas Bonmug. 
I looked at these girls and I was like I don't want to get none of you pregnant and then I was like I choose bon wheat.
Without bon wheat I might have had a baby, bon wheat is the best way to go, bon wheat shows me righteousness, I have integrity with sex in bon wheat, when I chose bon wheat the girl had like seven orgasms.
by Nohandle@weather May 24, 2021
Get the bon wheatmug. by riicardo July 19, 2020
Get the bon nastasimug. by Cupofjoe1000 June 29, 2023
Get the bon qweeshamug. Music made by some guy. Believe or not Bon Jovi isnt a fucking band. Hes a solo artists whos narcistic to a degreee that he dosent credit the rest of his band
by Oral Anul November 1, 2021
Get the Bon Jovimug. This school can be the best and the worst. You will have great memories such as kicking over basketballs from year 7s and getting molesdted in the pe changing rooms. However our school is so poor that instead of fixing the broken sinks and urinals they just remove it so you have to hope not get molested or your balls grabbed from ur scrotum.
Look that guy has been wearing those trousers since he came out his mums vagina
Yeah he definitley goes St Bons
Yeah he definitley goes St Bons
by itchybumcrack May 25, 2022
Get the St Bonsmug.