by Lucifer's Envy January 2, 2021
Get the Ass Candlemug. When a chick (normally with a fat-ass) sits right on the top of a guy's full blown boner. *It hurts like hell*
Guy 1: Damn bro, you good? Why are you holding your dick like that?
Guy 2: I just came from inside the party. There was this BAAAD BITCH with a huge butt...
Guy 1: Ayyyye! My boy got some ass!
Guy 2: Well it was good and all at first when she was grinding on me. Out of nowhere I looked down and I had a full-f*cking-chub!
Guy 1: And you f*cked her?! Congrats bro, didn't you had it in you.
Guy 2: Not exactly, I took a seat and didn't realize my little man was standing tall. All of a sudden her ginormous ass crushed my dick and bent it. SHE BENT MY F*CKING BONER!!!
Guy 1: Ouch...Cake On Top Of The Candle?
Guy 2: Exactly...*Falls over passed out*
Guy 2: I just came from inside the party. There was this BAAAD BITCH with a huge butt...
Guy 1: Ayyyye! My boy got some ass!
Guy 2: Well it was good and all at first when she was grinding on me. Out of nowhere I looked down and I had a full-f*cking-chub!
Guy 1: And you f*cked her?! Congrats bro, didn't you had it in you.
Guy 2: Not exactly, I took a seat and didn't realize my little man was standing tall. All of a sudden her ginormous ass crushed my dick and bent it. SHE BENT MY F*CKING BONER!!!
Guy 1: Ouch...Cake On Top Of The Candle?
Guy 2: Exactly...*Falls over passed out*
by Mr. Anonymous435 January 26, 2015
Get the Cake On Top Of The Candlemug. by Me Woods November 27, 2022
Get the Waxy Candlemug. by Negative-#9801 January 14, 2023
Get the Light candlesmug. "Dude, did you just light a candle in my hot tub?"
"Yeah, sorry man, I've been lighting a candle the whole time, the jets were of."
"Yeah, sorry man, I've been lighting a candle the whole time, the jets were of."
by Omega Supreme July 16, 2024
Get the Lighting a candlemug. The act of taking laxatives and then pooping the liquid shart onto the females pubic hairs. After you shart onto the pubic hairs you must light the liquid poop covered pubic hairs on fire than proceed to eat her out.
Tyler: Can we spice it up in the bed giving brain is getting boring
Jessica: Sure take some laxatives and give me the yankee candle
Tyler: Sounds fun!!!!
Jessica: Sure take some laxatives and give me the yankee candle
Tyler: Sounds fun!!!!
by White frosting December 7, 2020
Get the Yankee candlemug. Candles made of whale wax (hardened fat and oil) known for their inducement of Tumblertoopler, along with an enhancement of libido/sex drive
by porkcathedral96ALLAH! April 21, 2025
Get the Whale Wax Candlesmug.