Pavlov's Butthole

When you go to pee, but your colon decides it's time to take the Brownies for a swim. Happens too often to be a coincidence.

"I can't believe it Marge. Everytime I sit down to pee, my butthole thinks it's time to poop! I must have have Pavlov's Butthole!"

by Samuel Clemency May 18, 2021

butthole bull

The act of butter on balls and Rolling around on floor acting like a snail whole performing Alabama hot pocket

Damn girl my boy friend can pull off butthole bull then your boy friend

by Pussy slayer 696969xoxox November 16, 2017

Butthole Banjo

When a person has a string tied to their big toe and the other on to a butt plug inserting the butt plug in their anus, and proceeding to play a one string melody while they pleasure themselves.

“I was astounded after walking in on Johnny playing the Butthole Banjo in my bathroom.”

by Butthole Banjo Wizard November 22, 2020

Butthole pressure

1. When you have to poop really bad.
2. Peer pressure from peoole with names like Kieth or Karen.

1. Oh man, I am feeling some serious butthole pressure, I better go hit the bathroom. 2. This lady at work today wanted a refund, she was in the wrong but exerted some serious butthole pressure and my manager caved.

by BR34D November 4, 2019

Jason's butthole

A butthole that is extremely small. I don't even know how he poops.

"Jason's Butthole is so small I couldn't believe he even pooped."

by JJTheBoy423 May 14, 2018

butthole beard

Where your butthole is so hairy it must have its' own beard.

Yo did you see his butthole beard? It looked like his butt cheeks had buckwheat in a headlock!

by PieKnee May 8, 2016

sour butthole

When you feel as though you have to take a shit but have not digested enough food to do so, resulting in a combination of stomach pains/cramps and feelings of nausea in the anus.

I had a sour butthole this morning but I decided to try and shit anyway, ending up on the toilet for almost an hour and accomplishing nothing.

by twackburn December 23, 2017