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Smut

My dads

I hear them every night
They read each other smut
They yell every time in a very high pitch
It makes me sad
I cry
Very hard
I cry on my cock and balls for lube
While jerking off to Bruce Springsteen
My mommy died and I use the smell of her
ashes ti cum
My grandpa showed me how to jerk off
He called it shower time but really he touched
my butt
He used to put peanut butter in my mouth
and butt crack
And put the sword in my mouth and booty
cheeks
He yelled sometimes
It was really sexy
His wrinkles felt so nice sometimes
My grandma watched
She died once during a shower time and she
came and went at the same time
I found my sisters clitoris finally last night
It took a while
But she yelled " that's not the right hole"
I was sad
I also make cum paintings I am a natural artist

I'M CUMMING…

SO HARRRRDDDD
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pennywise smut

the worst thing you can find on tumblr
p1: pennywise smut is GROSS
p2: ikr
by whitehappy November 26, 2018
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smut tv

In regard to reality television shows, refers to the stupid vapidity and mindless entertainment that appeals to the lowest common denominator low brow audience.

Garbage tv, shows you'd find in the dumpster.
"Hey wanna watch The Bachelor?"

"No, thank you. I don't watch smut tv."
by FaceLikeASlappedAss March 7, 2024
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SMUT

A dick sucking meth whore. Precisely, when you and your old lady smoke meth, get extremely sexual, and you fight with her directly afterwards....you call her a "SMUT"!
The man: "just shut the fuck up, you fucking SMUT"
by Wayward Weirdos' 0511 March 9, 2022
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Smut

I don’t want her she just a smut
by BiggdaddyL May 1, 2019
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smut

means youre amazing , sometimes taken as an insult = /
by Click Clack Bang August 23, 2009
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smut

she’s top smut
by biggeststeppa September 14, 2022
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