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Jessica

To be a basic bitch, like Starbucks, is a hoe and to be a skrimp lover.
Sally your being a Jessica and you need to stop and get some help
by skrimpalicious February 10, 2018
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Jessica

Bitch, mean and horrible slut
Jessica's a bitch
by Pineapple honey July 10, 2014
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Jessicas

A small, unintentional crimp or wave in your hair, usually at the back of the head where hair is the thickest and least visible to the eye. This occurs when a section of hair is missed while straightening.

Named after Jessica Simpson and her signature arm wave used when belting out a song but not to be confused with the much larger Christina.
You've got some jessicas goin on back there.
by acceb August 16, 2007
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Jessica

They are so rude and ugly. They are dumb, have horrible teeth and hair. They whine so much. You never want to be friends with a jessica. They are back stabbing b*tches
Jessica's are the worst
by truthfulbabe March 30, 2017
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Jessica

a basic girl who only cares about how her makeup looks. pretends to like you and be your friend but only cares about stealing your BFFs man. has really nice abs and makes sure everyone knows she does. Also has all the boys chasing her but only leads them one. only wears maroon and black clothing and pretends she's goth but really a secret nerd. don't trust Jessica's they will backstab you.
person 1: wow Jessica's makeup looks really good!
person 2: she spent 5 hours on her lipstick alone.
by NoonanMissIt November 29, 2016
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Jessica

A Jessica is someone that is a hoe. Someone that would send you nudes at the snap of a finger.
Boy: you I just got some nudes from this chick I barely even know

Boy2: damn......she such a Jessica
by Sofia K June 5, 2017
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Jessica

Typically a larger female, with a halfway decent face, also known as a BBW. They are good at cooking and eating food, watching movies, and going on short walks. Usually do not care for personal hygiene, but always are always concerned with the way they look. They are whiny, and ill mannered.
"OMG I feel so fat and bloated today..."

"Shut up, youre fine, you sound like Jessica."
by Riccardia June 4, 2013
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